41 Questions

Stolen from Lori

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
No.
ETA: I've been told by a cop he wanted to search me, does that count *wink*

2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
Never!

3. When's the last time you've been sledding?
when i was 8

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
Depends on if Jay is snoring that night. :) Mostly with someone else.

5. Do you believe in ghosts?
I do.

6. Do you consider yourself creative?
a little, I guess.

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
I do.

8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Can I vote neither?

9. Do you stay friends with your ex's?
Only one, and we were friends first.

10. Do you know how to play poker?
Yes. And I can kick DH's ass at it.

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Numerous times.


12. What's your favorite commercial?
Don't really have one.

13. What are you allergic to?
Shellfish, peaches, and fish.

14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around, do you run red lights?
Nope.

15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
Yes! and I won't share it!

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
Neither. Yuck Sports.

17. Have you ever been ice skating?
yes. I used to ice skate regularly when I was little.

18. How often do you remember your dreams?
I remember most of them.

19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
In college. After one of our Sorority swaps with the TKE's.

20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
Umm....Hard Day's Night, Help, Yellow submarine, Can't buy me love, and...uh....Yesterday

21. What's the one thing on your mind now?
The new baby's gender and what he/she will bring to our family.

22. Do you believe in love at first sight?
YES.

23. Do you know who Ghetto-ass Barbie is?
My SIL?
Yes I do.

24. Do you always wear your seat belt?
Always.

25. What cell service do you use?
Alltell.

26. Do you like sushi?
Yuck. that'd be a No.

27. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
Yes, twice.

28. What do you wear to bed?
During the winter a t-shirt (Jay's flannel pants if its really cold) During the summer if I wear anything, generally a tank top.

29. Been caught stealing?
No.

30. What shoe size do you wear?
8.5

31. Do you truly hate anyone?
Yes.

32. Classic Rock or Rap?
Classic Rock.

33. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
hmmm. SB! *g*

34. Are you a virgin?
No.

35. Have you ever sung in front of the mirror?
Yes

36. What food do you find disgusting?
guacomole. It looks like something you'd find in a diaper. ICK

37. Do you sing in the shower?
Only when I'm alone.

38. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours"?
Yes!

39. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their backs?
No

40. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
Yes. Many times.

41. Have you ever been punched in the face?
Yes. Hurt like a bitch.

My first official Belly blog post. *gaah*

I've been forced to do this. LOL

Here I am at 15w5d.

Total weight gain: 6lbs

*sorry for the darkness in the pics. JJ wasn't around to take one*







Next appointment 10/27.

Dirty, violent and crazy all together.

Jen and I have a new word as Jen discussed on Tempted the other day.

It's funny that Jen described the word as Dirty, violent and crazy all together.

Because that is in fact what we are when we get together (Jen, Jill &I)! We are dirty, kinda hard not to be when we're all perverted. (Who said that?!) We are violent, especially when it comes to the men in our lives, Hey they deserve it! Most of the time. And we are Crazy--after all Normal is overrated.

Right GIRLS???



P.S. I'm bored.

Afflictions, Randomness, and B HAS HERPES

Basira says:
i don't care
Jill says:
well i do
Basira says:
i have a damn rash!
Kris says:
My boobs hurt
Jill says:
my pussy i think smells (this was said because Kevin's dog keeps sniffing her there.)
Jennifer says:
lol

Basira says:
i have a damn rash!
Basira says:
JP
Jill says:
yes?
Kris says:
yeah well
Kris says:
my boobs hurt
Jill says:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Kris says:
that trumps your rash

Basira says:
my rash is spreading!
Kris says:
Is it syphilis?
Basira says:
on my arm!
Basira says:
not anywhere that you maybe thinking
Kris says:
Where's your arm been?
Kris says:
What have we told you about sending your arms up there
Basira says:
nothing
Jill says:
lol
Kris says:
well this is how you get syphilis on the arm
Kris says:
or maybe its gonorrhea
Basira says:
its a rash!
Kris says:
Herpes is a rash
Basira says:
hehe
Kris says:
B has herpes
Jill says:
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
Basira says:
i do not!

Kris says:
going now
Kris says:
and B
Kris says:
I think your rash is
Kris says:
herpes
Kris says:
or syphilis
Jennifer says:
i'm not
Kris says:
keep the STD arm away
Basira says:
dude
Basira says:
i am innocent~

Jill says:
go to a Doctor
Jill says:
get a cream
Jill says:
be new again and rashless
Kris says:
THey can treat herpes now
Basira says:
omg
Jennifer says:
the gift that keeps on giving
Jill says:
they can?
Basira says:
i am never telling KRis things
Kris says:
yes
Kris says:
with Valtrex
Kris says:
havn't you seen the lovely commercials
Jill says:
oh that is right
Jill says:
i have
Jennifer says:
it's treatable, just not curable
Basira says:
oh
Jill says:
oh god
Kris says:
That's what they say on the commercial
Basira says:
oh
Basira says:
sorry
Kris says:
okay B
Kris says:
they can treat your herpes
Basira says:
on my arm?
Kris says:
yes
Basira says:
i have herpes on my arm?
Basira says:
i thought herpes was somewhere down there
Basira says:
not on the arm
Basira says:
and i do not have herpes!

I hate it.........

When I let things get to me, even though I know I shouldn't.

Take for example the fact that no matter what is going on or what he's done, my mother will always take the baby bro's side. Always. It's a proven fact. Break into my house and ruin my freshly stained hardwood floors, "I'm sure he didn't mean to." Get arrested and owe fines and lose his license. "It wasn't his fault."

Then there's the MIL, oh the lovely MIL who apparantly thinks that the hubby and I are too neglectful to feed, bathe, or give our child attention. Yeah. That was a lovely chat.

Toss in the SIL who hates me because of a flipping TV show couple. yeah Brid, right on with that! Then there's the other whiney babbling lunatic of a SIL. The one who needs serious therapy but has decided a baby will make things all better. yeah. Cuz an unstable person really needs to add the instability of a pregnancy to her life. Woohoo we're really thinking with our brains there, yeah buddy.

Lets add in JC's new girlfriend here too, the girl HATES me. I've done nothing at all ever to her, hardly know her and she is all snarly and I just don't get it.

Am I that evil of a person? I mean really do I derserve all the bullshit?

JJ says its because I'm too nice and I try to hard to like everybody. and he says I overcompensate and other people don't appreciate it. URG. IS the man right?

I'm thinking of crawling in a hole for a week or so.

The best part

about IMing with Jen and Jill is..............

Kevin and Bill coming into the conversation in the middle with no warning.

Bill, Gotta love the perverted insane meanderings of your mind sometimes! You always make me smile and laugh, and of course I flove you.

Kevin, You are funny too sometiems, but mostly. I just love confusing you. :) And hey. You're in on the secret now, so YOu have to keep the mouth closed about it as well. :)


Edited to Add Quotes (as requested by Jen!)

These are to show the normal routine convo Jen and I were having. Until she went to finish cooking lunch and take the laptop upstairs to get ready to watch a show. Books, kids, you know everything. :)

Jennifer says:
Alexander glared at her, sending her a subliminal message, the kind he knew she understood from their long years of friendship. You’re a manipulative little bitch.
She shot him a Mona Lisa smile, an expression that said plainly, I know.
(excerpt from book)
Kris says:
WOOT!
Jennifer says:
I can just see you and JC having a "convo" like that
Kris says:
yep!

Jennifer says:
damn kid
Kris says:
Mine pretty much told me a nap was not in her future
Jennifer says:
lol

Jennifer says:
tv on upstairs
Kris says:
woot. brb

And here's where Bill jumps in...(I changed the text to red to signify it)

Jennifer says:
she just totally blew you off
Jennifer says:
she doesn't like you anymore
Jennifer says:
I still love you and lust for you though
Kris says:
lol
Kris says:
awww
Kris says:
YAY
Kris says:
Bill loves me
Jennifer says:
yup
Jennifer says:
i'm sitting here in my underwear talking to you too
Kris says:
AWW now thats special treatment
Jennifer says:
i'm romantic that way
Kris says:
lol yes you are
Kris says:
I re-emailed you something. Hope you get it this time
Jennifer says:
she's taking the LT up to the BR so she can talk to you and watch whatever you ladies are watching

and later.....
Jennifer says:
ahh that's why the door's locked and here humming
Jennifer says:
LOL
Kris says:
LMAO
Kris says:
its not on yet
Jennifer says:
maybe she'
Jennifer says:
just warming up

and even later....
Kris says:
I feel so loved
Jennifer says:
you should
Jennifer says:
for a man to murder nearly a million of his potential offspring on your face is quite an honor
Kris says:
lmao
Kris says:
yeah
Kris says:
such a romantic gesture as well

Things Accomplished this week

• Countertops down


• Sink in place


• Became Kevin's Favorite


• Became Bill's Favorite


• Shocked the DH (in a good way!)


• Actually got to read a little bit


• Went to a boring family event and didn't kill the annoying freaky one.


• Drove my mother insane, by telling her a secret she was only permitted to tell her husband


• Got Caity to use the potty twice


• Discovered the real reason for the mini fridge in the office


• Made a DVD slideshow thingy for said boring Family event.


• Irritated the SIL


• Corrupted Basi a little more


• Concocted evil schemes with Jen and Jilly

It's just not the same..........

With Jilly gone.

Who else are we going to have dirty IM chats with?

And discuss books with? And and.

I miss my JILLY.

Dearest Kevin

Dear Kevin,

Edited: Because he appeased the Jilly Queen. :)

here are some rules.

#1 Never tell a woman her jeans don't fit because of snickers.
#2 Never tell a woman to relax and get over it!
#3 Never tell a Redhead what to do!
#4 Never laugh in a womans face when she's worried about something serious.
#5 Never abuse your power.
#6 Never bark out orders to someone with out knowing if they are busy!
#7 Never take shit off someones computer without asking first!
#8 Listen carefully to your woman telling you want to do. She knows stuff!
#9 Think than speak.

She's so INNOCENT.

RIGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT.

then why do I get this in my inbox.


From: B....

And loser, well he is a loser on drugs, he fell a sleep right away so I don't think he even ejaculated.

JC decides he needs a wifey

So JC has decided he needs a wife. And he's developed a list of requirements. And he's asked that I help find her for him in the next ten days. AS if that's happening.

Here are his requirements...

1. Must be willing to do all laundry.
2. Has to do all cooking, and must cook well.
3. Must be willding to do all housework, except taking out the trash and mowing.
4. Must Be willing to have sex daily
5. Must Breed Well.
6. No previous children. Or husbands.
7. Want to elope. No big wedding.
8. Work full time.
9. Be okay with video games. (My playing them)
10. Never complain or argue or disagree to/with me.
11. Must have all of her teeth.
12. Doesn't have to be model sexy, but must be pretty.
13. Submissive. (Kris is the only dominant female allowed in my life)
14. Must be Flexible


Oh yes. And when asked why he needs a wife he replied "Because my laundry's rarely done and I hate cooking."

He considers placing an ad. Yeah. Cuz that'll find him some real winners. I'm sure.

Dearest Husband Bill,

First Hugs, Smoochies, and all that great shit.

Now lets get to the important stuff.

You seem to have forgotten that both Jen and I love you no matter what. So To drive this point home.

WE LOVE YOU!

As do the kids.

And, we are sorry that work sucks major ass lately. We think you should maim the employees discreetly outside of work of course. If you need help, Jen and I are fans of torture.

If you'd like, we offer to videotape it as well, so when they act up again, you can view it and remember the pleasure of watching their asses get kicked. Just a suggestion.

FLOVES,

Wife Kris

So....

Kevin informs me that everything I've asked him about is in fact illegal.

I think that's just cruel and unusual punishment.

The plus side is that he won't arrest me if he's the one who catches me in the act. Or you know
If its with him.

So Kevin, Jilly, Where's that ticket??

Welcome Athena...

The newest member of our family.

Jen, Jill....

Caitlyn has tagged your boys. Go check it out on Caity's blog and you know what to do.


Caitlyn's Tag

Le Cabinets!

and JJ's office fridge...

Conversations with Bill. (through Jen)

Jennifer or Bill says:

Kris, Bill said he would of posted the same thing sober

Jill says:

WB Jen

Basira says:

what?

Jennifer or Bill says:

huh?

Basira says:

huh?

Basira says:

que?

Kris says:

LMFAO

Basira says:

qua?

Kris says:

Jen--go to my blog

Kris says:

LMAO Jen. Tell Bill I FLOVE him

Jennifer or Bill says:

I did

Jennifer or Bill says:

bossy

Kris says:

so now you understand JC's comment.

Jennifer or Bill says:

most of the time?

Kris says:

of course

Jennifer or Bill says:

but if he lost his phone he'd tell you right away

Kris says:

awww

Kris says:

another point on the tally sheet for bill!

Jennifer or Bill says:

and he wouldn't run the phone line over with the lawn mower

Kris says:

another point

Kris says:

would he whore me out for construction help?

Jennifer or Bill says:

he said it depends

Caroline says:

lol

Caroline says:

on what?

Jennifer or Bill says:

will the event be taped?

Kris says:

lmao

Jennifer or Bill says:

will he get to watch?

Kris says:

I guess that'd be up to the person I'm being whored out too

Jennifer or Bill says:

I'm sure Bill would get that written into the contract

Kris says:

LMAO

Kris says:

oh yeah

Kris says:

it'd probably be a long contract too

Jennifer or Bill says:

ohhhh, and he said you couldn't enjoy it

Since JC is starting rumors (and this time not with himself!)

Kris says:
wanna hear something funny
Basira says:
whats wrong?
Jill says:
sure
::Je vous déteste!:: says:
hmm
Kris says:
So while the men were putting in the cabinets
Kris says:
Vince and JJ
Jill says:
ok
Kris says:
I had to go under them
Kris says:
cuz I'm the lil skinny one
Jill says:
hehe
Kris says:
to pull the plastic protectors off
Kris says:
and later Vince comes into the office and asks me
Kris says:
"How do you want it?"
Kris says:
and I said"what?"
Jill says:
LMAO
::Je vous déteste!:: says:
HAHA
Kris says:
and he goes well JJ said that I could have sex with you for payment
Kris says:
He was teasing
Basira says:
OMG
Jill says:
LMAO
Kris says:
but it was hilarious
Basira says:
lmfao
::Je vous déteste!:: says:
hehe
Jill says:
what did you say Kris?
Jill says:
how you want it>
Jill says:
?
Kris says:
He said he wanted a skinny gymnastic girl lik me
Kris says:
I told him. I like it rough.
Kris says:
When do we go for it?
Jill says:
LMAO
::Je vous déteste!:: says:
haha
Kris says:
and he started laughing and said this is why I love ya

So far today....

I've posted a review on 4 ho's Melani Blazer's Trophy Girl

and helped the boy finish installing the new Kitchen Cabinets. Pics coming soon.

I've also been working on the office. Trying to fit all my favorite print books on one shelf in here. I don't think its going to work.

ICKY on the unpacking.

What are you trying to say??

In an email from Jill I get the following:

I tell ya a story..

My son Connor he is the oldest twin.. anyways.. he asked me if Boobs are better big for sex or little! YUP You read that right.. I almost choked on my pepsi I was drinking.. I asked him where he got that from and he said his friend Andrew's Dad was talking on the phone about Boobs and sex and he had to go outside before he heard the answer! Know what I told him? I told him to call you! LMAO

My response:

As far as the answer goes.. you can tell him one of two things.

You can take teh easy polite road and say "Depends on the man's choice" and leave it at that.

or you could go by JC's standby that more than a mouthful/handful's a waste


UPDATE:
Apparantly Jill's boy is a BOOB man.

Dearest Husband of Mine,

For future reference, when you notice your cell phone is missing. And after a week its still missing and you are unable to locate it anywhere. You tell your wife, and have her call the company so they can suspsend the account.

You do NOT ignore it, and let the person who STOLE it rack up 137 minutes over our plan on calls to places like fucking Wisconsin (no offense Jen)

You do NOT inform your wife after recieving the bill, that oh yeah I guess it was stolen. It's been missing for about three weeks.

And most of all, you don't get to be Happy to be getting a new phone.



P.S. To the fucker who stole my husbands cellphone, first off FUCK YOU! second off, how stupid are you to try to check the voicemail 5 fucking times, no matter how many times you try, you will have to enter a password. Oh and also....FYI. With the list of numbers you called, and the fact that the idiots left you voicemail, we will figure out who the fuck you are, and you will pay. And I don't just mean the $68 in overcharges either.

Kris from A to Z

A - Age: 24

B - Band listening to right now: I'm listening to a homemade mixed cd right now. Includes Hinder, Incubus, Tim Mcgraw, Anna Nalick, Rob Thomas and others.

C - Career: essentially WAHM

D - Drink or smoke: Drink (occasoionally)

E - Easiest person/s to talk to: depends on teh subject. Mostly JJ (hubby) or JC(best friend) Then there is JEN.

F - Favorite song/s at the moment: White Flag by Dido , Ever the Same by Rob Thomas

G - Gummy Bears or Gummy Worms: Worms

H- Hobbies: Scrapbooking, writing, reading, chatting


I- Internet Faves: The Kinkies! a couple Yahoo groups.


J - Junk foods you like: Turtles, gummies, kitkats, reese's

K- Kink Factor: Handcuffs anyone! (only not on me.)


L - Longest car ride ever: Virgina Beach to Okolona, AR

M - My favorite Sport/s: Gymnastics and Ice skating (hey they count)

N - Number of relationships you've had: Um 4, but only 2 were actually serious.

O - One wish you have: A long happy future with my family

P - Phobias: Spiders, snakes

Q - Favorite Quote: Nunc Scio Quit sit Amor (Now I know what love is)

R - Reason to smile: Caitybug

S- Scent: For DH= Ralph Lauren Safari, Me: I don't do perfume often. but I use Strawberries and Champagne body spray from VS almost daily

T- Time you woke up: 6:30am

U - Unknown fact about you: hmmm. Probably My weight too. Though I could make it known if requested.

V - Vegetable/fruit you hate: Asparagus, Spinach,

W - Worst habit: Procrastination and apparnatly brutal honesty

X - X-rays you've had: 2, chest, arm, leg, I think I've had every xray possible! MRI's too.

Y- Yummy food/s: Pasta, especially Alfredo! homemade bread, Chocolate French silk pie.

Z- Zodiac sign: Sagitarius

PARENTS.....

Mommy2Caitybug: My brother is a dumbass
Mommy2Caitybug: and my mom is crazy
GemBlue89: lol
GemBlue89: what happened?
Mommy2Caitybug: my brother's wife is psycho
Mommy2Caitybug: and mom's saying that its wrong of me to say that
GemBlue89: but she is a psycho
nerson1969: yes
nerson1969: she is
Mommy2Caitybug: mom's funny
Mommy2Caitybug: she's talking to me telling me I'm blunt
nerson1969: or is that unkind to psychos?
Mommy2Caitybug: and that no one should ask me my opinion
Mommy2Caitybug: unless they really want it
Mommy2Caitybug: and she says its not nice
Mommy2Caitybug: Bwahaha




Mommy2Caitybug: I believe I'm offended
nerson1969: offended?
Mommy2Caitybug: yeah
Mommy2Caitybug: My mom said No one should ask me my opinion on anything
nerson1969: ah
nerson1969: I thought you meant cause she said you were blunt
GemBlue89: what?
Mommy2Caitybug: well thats why she says no one should ask my opinion
GemBlue89: that's rude
Mommy2Caitybug: yep
nerson1969: only if they don't want your true opinion
Mommy2Caitybug: exaclty
Mommy2Caitybug: like I told mom
Mommy2Caitybug: Why should I pretty it up
Mommy2Caitybug: If they want MY opinion

TAGGED...

Shan tagged me.....Here goes.


When did you start blogging and why?


Well I started this blog in January of this year. But I've actually been blogging since my pregnancy with Caity in 2003. I started this blog to keep in touch with new friends and to have an outlet my family couldn't see.

What don’t you talk about?

It's pretty much anything goes here. I think the only thing I won't talk about is the really personal stuff like losing my babies. I'm sure there will be more things in the future that I do not post for public consumption but for the most part, I'm not shy about posting my thoughts on anything.

Are you and your blogging persona the same person?

One in the same. My personality really shows through most of my postings.

How do you use blogging to build friendships?

I don't really know how to answer this. I think for the most part I blog for myself and my current friends. If someone happens along and wants to be freinds, that works for me too.

How would you describe your writing style?

Crazy. LOL. I never know what I'm going to write, from funny chat stuff, to crazy real life happenings. and more.

Tagging:
Jill
Jen
Amanda

Not so sure I understand Men

So we go to walmart. I have a list. It's a short list.

Consisting of:
Drinks
Snacks
Toilet Paper

We leave with

A MINI FRIDGE to put in the office.

Why we need a mini fridge in hte office is beyond me but JJ was insistent that it was of utmost importance.

More of the completed Kitchen (minus the cabinets)

here's a couple more pics of the kitchen.

That's the opening between the kitchen and living room....You can see our cabinets in the boxes! We have no living room. hehe


Thats the other side of the kitchen, it leads off into C's bedroom, which is currently the junk room.


The Floor in all its shinieness

Just another random fun filled post.

JJ is begging me to do his homework....yet again. And he's choosing all routes, text messaging, iming, and speaking.

FROM CHAT:

caitybugsmommy: He's iming me
caitybugsmommy: from literally
caitybugsmommy: 2 feet away
Bill Johnson: lol
Bill Johnson: sounds like something Bill would do if he had IM'saccounts in his name

Bill Johnson: http://www.emotihost.com/glass/9.gif
CC: OMG!!!!
Bill Johnson: *devil emoticon*
CC: i LOVE that
caitybugsmommy: *ROFLMAO emoticon*
Bill Johnson: IM it to JJ
caitybugsmommy: i will
caitybugsmommy: heh
Bill Johnson: and then http://www.emotihost.com/glass2/12.gif
caitybugsmommy: omg
Bill Johnson: http://www.emotihost.com/glass6/23.gif
Bill Johnson: and that concludes today's lesson on 'How to diss your DH using smilies'
CC: that is my favorite
caitybugsmommy: LMAO
caitybugsmommy: floves Jen
caitybugsmommy: Jay: You suck

And just to prove that he is only inches away....pics. Pardon DH's dirty desk.
JJ's desk.

My desk

The distance between....

I'm such a great friend.

The background: JC spent the better part of the evening hidden in a bottle of vodka, He's just so torn up about not being married to ME, you know.

So me, being the good friend I am, decide to free myself of worry and give hima call. AT 5 a.m.!

Here's the conversation.

JC: UNH.
ME: It's time to wake up.
JC: UNH.
Me: I love you
JC: Unh
Me: get out of bed and come over.
JC: Bite me
Me: when you come over.
JC: If I give you my blog address will you leave me the hell alone?
Me: that'll hold me off for an hour or two.

I'm thinking its just about time to give him another call too!

Dirty Perves

caitybugsmommy: I'm blowign buubbles
jills3boys: LMAO
jills3boys: dude for a moment there
jills3boys: never mind
jills3boys: lol

When I said.........

I was going to hell.


I didn't mean today.

OMG.

103 high
89 @ 8:00 a.m.

NO Air Conditioning.

*dies*

Jen is the Bestest Most Awesomest Friend EVAR

Jen:
Let me know if I got all the books. I think I did. I checked my list twice. Like Santa. Only the naughty got the presents this time. LOL


YAY for being Naughty! And thanks for the books Jen. ;) I'm pretty sure you sent them all.

This proves being Naughty gets you more and better gifts than being Nice.

NAUGHTY ALL THE WAY

Hehe SEX

Well sex scenes.

So JJ and I finally watched Underworld 2 last night. JJ started it while I was in the shower and I come into the bedroom and he tells me "You missed the sex scene." I give him the 'huh' look, and he replies "rewinding now." *God I love this man*

So anyways this morning I tell Jill and Jen to watch it--even if just for the sex scene (It was scene 8 on my DVD player, not that I kept going back or anything *g*) and I inticed them with the following.



So we've spent the rest of the afternoon emailing. And Jen, shame on Bill for not telling you, How Dare he. I say its time to take his "batteries" away.

Comments:
Holy crap!! Full nudity on both of them!! So watching that part later. LOL Scott's hot! In in Felicity, but hot in both Underworlds. ~ Jen

OMG I want it! I want to see it!!!!!!
Screams! I love you! Thank you! Thank you so much!
Flove you! EEEEEEEEEE ~Jill

FUCKING AT&T FUCKERS

Okay lets go back to teh beginning.
When we wanted to transfer DSL to the new house and they told us it wasn't available. So we got info from them that our accounts would revert to yahoo accounts and we wouldn't lose any information. Well guess the fuck what.

THEY DON'T.

I log in this afternoon to find what. MY account is SUSUPENDED. And I have no access to

Then we waste TWO FUCKING HOURS talking to EIGHT FUCKING REPS only to be informed that we need to FAX A FUCKING FORMAL FUCKING REQUEST TO FUCKING GET OUR FUCKING SERVICE FUCKING BACK.

Oh and teh kicker The KICKER. We have to pay them for DIAL UP SERVICE so we can gain access to transfer all our stuff. WTF

OH AT&T is so losing a customer. I have DSL through someone else, I can get phones from someone else too. FUCKERS.

Amanda,

There are just some things your friends do not need to know. No matter how kinky we are.

WE all agree the following is just EWWWWW. And request no further details.

nunniebunnie87: Well my loverlies.
nunniebunnie87: It is that time.
nunniebunnie87: I'm being abducted by my friend
nunniebunnie87: I will be back later either tonight or tomorrow, so I can tell all about how my parents are doin' it.
nunniebunnie87: Right now.
nunniebunnie87: It's awkward.
nunniebunnie87: Byeeee!

Why do I put up with you bitches??

Kathryn Famularo: i did it on purpose
mommy2caitybug: so I was confused
Jill Parker: Kris hates shit not explained
Kathryn Famularo: im sorry
Bill Johnson: I thought maybe she was seeing things
Kathryn Famularo: LOL
Bill Johnson: drunk
Kathryn Famularo: haha
mommy2caitybug: Kris gets confuckered easily
Bill Johnson: on drugs
Jill Parker: LMAO

Sunday Chat Moments

CC: NOW!!!!!!!!!
mommy2caitybug: LMAO
mommy2caitybug: still?
CC: STILL
CC: and he was gone for 4 days
mommy2caitybug: woah
CC: and came home all kinds of contagious
CC: he sleeps in teh guest room
mommy2caitybug: HAHA
mommy2caitybug: no sex for CC
mommy2caitybug: how do you survive?
Basira Miah: <<---leaves
CC: well we bought batteries last night
mommy2caitybug: HAH
CC: no Basi you need to stay
Bill Johnson: *blush Icon*
Basira Miah: can i say no thanks?
CC: I can't beleive Jen is blushing
CC: Jen's kinkier than me
mommy2caitybug: Jen's batteries got taken away
Bill Johnson:
mommy2caitybug: she's being punished
mommy2caitybug: for details
mommy2caitybug: see my blog
CC:
Bill Johnson: I don't need batteries
CC: who took your batteries Jen?
Bill Johnson: Bill
mommy2caitybug: LMAO JEn
mommy2caitybug: He may tie up your hands too
Bill Johnson: he won't
Bill Johnson: he loves it too much
mommy2caitybug: lmao
Basira Miah: god damn it
Basira Miah: excuse me
Basira Miah: i need to kill someone
Bill Johnson: ok
mommy2caitybug: ok
Bill Johnson: need help?
mommy2caitybug: be sure there's no evidence
Bill Johnson: *loads gun*
CC: ok I read it
CC: your fingers aren't battery-operated
mommy2caitybug: lmao
Basira Miah: dear lord
Basira Miah: why do i come back to chat at the wrong moments?
CC: it was teh RIGHT moment
Bill Johnson: lol
mommy2caitybug: LMAO
Basira Miah: ::shakes head::
Basira Miah: take pity on me
Bill Johnson:
mommy2caitybug: it was the Height of the chat


and later

Bill Johnson: I can't get somewhere
mommy2caitybug: where?
Bill Johnson: a secret place
Bill Johnson: lol
Bill Johnson: longhardcock?
mommy2caitybug: LMFAO

Ah More from Bill

WHy I FLove Bill.. BTW the light purple is JEn, and teh darker is Bill.

nerson1969: time for Bill time
nerson1969: I'll be on after he gets in the shower
Mommy2Caitybug: give him smoochies
nerson1969: from you?
Mommy2Caitybug: of course
nerson1969: ok
nerson1969: I'll do that for you
Mommy2Caitybug: yay
nerson1969: ttyl
Mommy2Caitybug: ttyl
nerson1969: bye
nerson1969: why I get smoochies?
Mommy2Caitybug: cuz I flove you
nerson1969: where was I supposed to get the smoochies?
Mommy2Caitybug: I didn't specify
Mommy2Caitybug: why?
nerson1969: she was way too high
Mommy2Caitybug: LMAO
Mommy2Caitybug: aww
Mommy2Caitybug: did bill want smoochies below the equator
nerson1969: and then when i grabbed the back of her head to direct her she pulled away
Mommy2Caitybug: well I think she needs punishment
nerson1969: i know u would never do that
Mommy2Caitybug: of course not
nerson1969: the only way to punish her is to smash the computers and take all the batteries out of the house
Mommy2Caitybug: Um then No
Mommy2Caitybug: you could always spank her
nerson1969: she likes that too much
Mommy2Caitybug: oh wait
Mommy2Caitybug: LMAO
Mommy2Caitybug: I was just about to say that
nerson1969: just the batteries then
Mommy2Caitybug: that could work
nerson1969: then i'm getting pun ished too
Mommy2Caitybug: awww
Mommy2Caitybug: why?
nerson1969: duh!
Mommy2Caitybug: but you are not the one who did bad stuff
nerson1969: gotta cut myself off to cut her off
Mommy2Caitybug: which is why I need to move right?
nerson1969: yeah
Mommy2Caitybug: I'll expedite that order right away
nerson1969: just make her watch
Mommy2Caitybug: lol
nerson1969: maybe tie her hands so she can't..........
Mommy2Caitybug: Yeah
Mommy2Caitybug: that's an idea
nerson1969: and tape her eyes open so she HAS to watch
Mommy2Caitybug: lol
Mommy2Caitybug: works for me

aww Jill wasn't warned

You Kinkies are slacking!


Jill Parker: dude Kate is my Bitch
Jill Parker: I asked her for something
Jill Parker: and she said she was busy for you
mommy2caitybug: LOL
mommy2caitybug: sorry
Jill Parker: What the hell is wrong with that
mommy2caitybug: I'm a bitch theif
Jill Parker: i am so joking
mommy2caitybug: weren't you warned?
Jill Parker: hell no

Compliment of the day.

whitetrash: WOMEN SUCK
KRIS: Hi Gordo.
whitetrash: They're all vindictive, conniving bitches
KRIS: Thanks baby bro.
whitetrash: don't call me gordo. I hate that.
KRIS: Is there a reason women suck or were you just greeting me?
whitetrash has signed off

I flove my kid

LOL.

Nana bought big fat crayons to teach Caity colors (I'll add in, she's known htem for about 6wks)

So Nana's telling C the colors. C's giving nana the "your so stupid' look.

Then Caity says, grabbing teh pink and orange crayons "I'll color with the pink and orange ones, you can have the red blue and green."

Nana goes, "so you already know your colors"

Caity gives her a DUH look.

Later Nana takes C to see Papaw (my grandfather, mom's dad)
"Dad, let me show you how smart Caity is." Points to couch (which is green btw) "Caity what color is that"

Caity "uh Blue"

Everything became BLUE.

The one sock queen!!

Jill Parker: want to know something on a side note?
nerson1969: sure
Jill Parker: I have lost my mind
Jill Parker: I only have one sock on
Jill Parker: LMAO
nerson1969: lmao
Jill Parker: i just discovered that
Jill Parker: missing the right
Jill Parker: my age is showing
Jill Parker: somebody save me
Jill Parker: lol
Kathryn Famularo: aww, Jill its okay

Le Kitchen Version ala JJ & Kris

So like I was gonna take a shitload of pics and show off all the awesomeness that is our kitchen.

And the batteries effin died. So I got two.




That shows the ever lovely color of the walls!

and now the floor. (which is still half lain)

IT's working It's working.

GemBlue89: Kris does it stay on long?
GemBlue89: since you sleep with JJ
GemBlue89: and since we know how crazy you two are
sundolphin16: LMAO
sundolphin16: i don't sleep with mine

The Basira Corruption has commenced.

Okay....This one's for the Mama's

I've stopped laughing long enough to post this.

This was included in oneof the presentations on DH's class today. and It is hilarious.

You'll love it Jen. And any of you without kids........well maybe you shouldn't watch.

Best Commercial Ever

WTF

As Huma says:

DOUBLE U

T

EFF


So Dominique's dad got her last night to pick her up. In tow with his girlfriend, her daughter and her niece.

I can handle it.

WRONG.

First, we are expected to give up our bed, because there are extra kids along. I don't even fucking think so.

Then there's the daughter, who can't keep her eyes or grubby paws off MY HUSBAND.

I wanted to scream at the lil whore. (she's only 17 too for cripes sake)


Throw in me getting cornered this morning by the girlfriend who wants me to answer personal family questions, that I have no fucking clue about.

Keeping Dominique was a fun month.......dealing with her exit......not so much.

Remind me again how I get roped into dealing with shit like this??

OHHHHHHHHHHH JENNNNNNNNNNIFER

I have not FORGOTTEN.

Now you swore you'd do this. And you MUST.

SEX MEME

You know

I'm not sure what this says about me and you guys

Kris says...
I want DETAILS now.

I'm willing to whore for them.

Jen replies..
And I'm willing to let Kris whore for details.

Trace says...
I'm willing to whore out Jen for details

And then Huma adds....
I'm all for Kris being a whore.

Followed, by Jen's generous offer...
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

I'm sure Bill will be willing to video tape all the whoring for free. He's generous that way.


I kinda feel pimped out....

Just found Amanda/Basi Craziness From Elegant insanity

nunniebunnie87: YOU IN NO WAY RESEMBLE A DIRTY HOOKER
GemBlue89: WE'RE INSANE TONIGHT
nunniebunnie87: REMEMBER THAT!!!!1!!!
GemBlue89: rotflmfao
nunniebunnie87: That needs to be your title.
nunniebunnie87: For everything.
nunniebunnie87: "In No Way Resembles A Dirty Hooker"
GemBlue89: KRIS WILL HAVE A FEILD DAY WITH THAT
nunniebunnie87: YAY
nunniebunnie87: I WIN AT LIFE
nunniebunnie87: OMG

Yes she totally will have a field day with it. OMG I just found that convo. How I <3 Amanda's craziness. And amanda dearie----You been drinking again?? Cuz you know what we told you about that. The two of you were nutso's that night, how did I miss it? Why?? HMMMMMM. You bitches do remember I have a phone right?? ETA........good idea Jen...

To-Do List for the weekend.

1. Finish Reviews
2. Editing/proofreading some things
   
3. Laundry
4. TDS, DOY, PTK (shh. Jen)
5. B promised me something. I'm waiting Basira!
6. amuckage fuckage
7. JJ's homework (Priority UNO)
   
8. Kinky Chat
   
9. Make JJ finish walls in kitchen (Crimson is an awesome paint color, btw)
10. Buy Liquor
11. Buy stuff for picnic at Mom's
12. Take ring in to Gordon's for diamond bond checkup crap
13. Con JJ into buying new earrings
    
14. Buy new body jewelry
15. Order Books

Yep. I've got a busy weekend planned.

A little saturday morning hilarity courtesy of Jen

Mommy2Caitybug: bah
Mommy2Caitybug: JJ really needs to start doing his own damn HW
Mommy2Caitybug: or paying me better for it
nerson1969: yes
nerson1969: better pay
Mommy2Caitybug: what shall I charge him
nerson1969: books
nerson1969: and food
Mommy2Caitybug: lol
nerson1969: but definetely books
nerson1969: cause then i profit too
Mommy2Caitybug: LMAO
nerson1969: it's all about me
Mommy2Caitybug: You know what that man did as a joke
Mommy2Caitybug: He blocked amazon with my firewall
nerson1969: and he's still alive?
Mommy2Caitybug: He told me what he did after I bit him in a sensitive spot
nerson1969: lol
Mommy2Caitybug: and i don't mean his ass
Mommy2Caitybug: so now I got amazon back
Mommy2Caitybug: I may have to take me apeek
nerson1969: lol
Mommy2Caitybug: I told JJ your idea and he laughed
Mommy2Caitybug: and said of course she wants books
Mommy2Caitybug: Damn book whores
nerson1969: lol
nerson1969: he knows both of us so well
Mommy2Caitybug: he truly does
nerson1969: I guess we are lucky JJ and Bill don't talk lol
Mommy2Caitybug: VERY
nerson1969: *evil grin*
Mommy2Caitybug: we'd be in so much trouble then
Mommy2Caitybug: major trouble
nerson1969: a Special Forces Major?
nerson1969: all sexy
nerson1969: all alpha
Mommy2Caitybug: Where.
Mommy2Caitybug: I want one?
nerson1969: i'd take that kind of majot trouble gladly
nerson1969: major*
Mommy2Caitybug: lol
Mommy2Caitybug: What's wrong with being a book whore?
Mommy2Caitybug: I mean I don't get hwo thats a bad thign
nerson1969: I can't see a damn thing wrong with it
Mommy2Caitybug: and who needs a 12 step program
Mommy2Caitybug: I'm not addicted
nerson1969: a woman's gotta have interests
Mommy2Caitybug: Exactly
nerson1969: hobbies
Mommy2Caitybug: and some books teach us new tricks
Mommy2Caitybug: so sex isn't boring
nerson1969: yes
nerson1969: very educational
Mommy2Caitybug: who needs the kama sutra
nerson1969: we have erotica
Mommy2Caitybug: exactly
Mommy2Caitybug: see how easily school work turned to erotica?
Mommy2Caitybug: :-D
nerson1969: lol
nerson1969: that takes major talent
Mommy2Caitybug: Yes!
Mommy2Caitybug: and I'm currently searching for Europes demographics
Mommy2Caitybug: BORING
nerson1969: ugh
Mommy2Caitybug: This definitely calls for books
Mommy2Caitybug: I'm thinking 10 or 15
nerson1969: yes

Oh Neens....

I almost feel bad for Sergey. Notice i say ALMOST.

She Says> But the whole kitchen is like $5,000. That CAN'T
be a good kitchen!
He Says>> Ikea has great quality furniture.
She Says> Aaah fuck it.. just buy the night stands and dining
chairs
He Says>> Squeeeeeeeeee!!

--- later that night ---

She Says> There is a permnant marker stain on this night stand!
its brand new!
He Says>> I am NOT driving all the way back to Ikea to return it!
forget it!
She Says> Fine then, its your night stand!
He Says>> OK!

--- 3 days later ---

She Says> You know, these chairs are hard!

Oh the randomness.

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The one where

JJ killed the Honda's back bumper.


My purtiful passport has bumper damage. It's never been in the shop for anything more than an oil change, and never had any scratches either.

But He just had to back into a tree while out on his last job.

and now its not perfect. *tear*

Email Craziness with Jen

After B's horrid teasing us with Smut she refused to deliver, Jen and I got to thinking.

Jen: Darn people not giving us smut. There ought to be a law. Hmmmmm, I wonder if we could get anything for our pain and suffering in a civil suit?

Me: now there's a good lawsuit. :)

Jen: Oh, the pain, the pain!!!!
Just practicing.
It's horrible!! Arg!! Agh!! Make it stop please. For the love of god, make it stop!!

me: I'm
afraid I just can't do anything. My will is gone.

Jen:Where did Will go?
Yeah, that was bad.
OMG!! B withholding smut has caused me to lose my sense of humor. *hysterical*

me:whatever will we do.

I'm all verklempt.


So whaddya think, think we have a good case?

Sunday Fun

I forgot to mention my wicked fun Sunday.

First Sunday Morning, I talked ARKANSAS with Myla Jackson and Delilah Devlin and a few others on EC chat.

I'm going to be reading Myla's Trouble with Will soon and will do a double hitter review on it and Trouble with Harry on 4 Ho's

Then I went to JR chat with the Aphrodisia authors, HOT HOT HOT.

And of course, I also got to chat with the kinkies and Jill, and Kate who for some reason was full of "naughty" sex questions. Tee Hee.

Then I enjoyed an evening with JJ. :) Want details?

Thanks for showing me....

Quote "What I miss....
while having a life..."

nerson1969: some things confuse me
Jill Parker: share?
nerson1969: "ETA, CI(screenname changed to protect her identity)... I read all the posts last night - after I posted of course - I read magazines back to front too...
You really put yourself out there. "
Jill Parker: yeah
nerson1969: is that the new way to say she's gay?
Jill Parker: LMAO
Kathryn Famularo: LOL
Basira Miah: lmao
nerson1969: or did C actually mention she read magazines back to front?
Basira Miah: she did
nerson1969: ok
Jill Parker: LOL
nerson1969: I thought she was trying to tell us she was gay also
nerson1969: LOL
Jill Parker: ROFL
Basira Miah:ROFL
nerson1969: I thought it was code
Jill Parker: Jen you are fun
nerson1969: some new lesbian lingo
nerson1969: like carpet muncher
Jill Parker: LOL


The whole lot of you are nuts. :) hehe I flove yous! And Jen, for the record, I pretty much thought we got she was gay when she said "I'm a lesbian and loved a fellow member of this board. and thats why I stay." oh and the POON banner kinda cinched it.

But I'm still on the opinion that its a bit Stalkerish to stay on a message board because you want to be around in case another member decides to share your feelings. YIKES.

More Randomness from tonight.

Mommy2Caitybug: You know B
Mommy2Caitybug: is it my fault
Mommy2Caitybug: that you are a pervert at heart?
GemBlue89: what?!?!!
Mobstergazing: hehe
GemBlue89: i am not a pervery
GemBlue89: pervert!
GemBlue89: you are
Mobstergazing: i think i am lol
GemBlue89: the proof is in your blogs
Mommy2Caitybug: YAY Jill's a perv
Mobstergazing:
Mobstergazing: and proud of it
Mobstergazing: lol

GemBlue89: lmao
Mobstergazing: B what are you doing?
GemBlue89: moi?
Mobstergazing: yes
GemBlue89: um...
Mobstergazing: that is what i thought
GemBlue89: what?
GemBlue89: i didn't do anything
Mobstergazing: i know....

Yay for the Kinkies

I love my kinksters. :) And I missed ya.

And I really enjoy our hilarious chats, even if they only make sense to us. Such as the following with Jen.


We are discussing My lovely drunkedness from the anniversary celebration.

My emails are in blue, Jen's replies in red.

Then we ate dinner and drank margaritas.
60 oz margaritas. Oi Vey

Now I want margaritas.

LOL, go get some

Before noon?!?!? *shocked*

Will you eat the lime with it? *nods*
Fruit is a good before noon snack.
The margarita is an accessory to the lime

I want strawberry ones. :p



Strawberries. YUM.
Strawberries are great snacks period.

Yeah. Now I want berries. LOL
Hmmm, no berries in this house. I've got frozen bananas though. And vodka not Jose.

hmm...Arn't daiquiries made with vodka?

Yes they are. LOL







Later Kris gets blank email. Responds..


there's nothing there dollink.

To which Jen replies...

Well, that's just crazy. And I can't remember what I said. I'm sure it was witty and wonderful though.


Well of course it was. :) And this goes to prove

That we are either bitching, plotting, talking about sex, or talking about drinking. Never know what's going to come in convo, do we Jen?

Was there a point to blogging this? Nope not really. Unless you count that Kris can come up with an excuse to drink at any time. But Jen and I will get a kick outta it.

Upon other news. I think I've simplified my responses to VI....How do these look?









and finally

Ebil me

So while JJ was gone for a work meeting thing.

I was very mean (Thanks Maura!) and sent him little emails, including excerpts and other lovely presents.

Apparantly he did not really appreciate my tokens of affection.


A portion of his last email response can be found below....

I don't even want to know how you managed to take those pictures. Just remember that Payback is a bitch.

Sleep well. While you can.

Anniversary.

So I came home to a dozen roses. With the following card.

For our anniversary, I think we should celebrate with some good clean fun.

Open to the inside.

Meet me in the bathroom in 5 minutes.
With a cute heart shaped sponge.

LMAO. OH JJ you are hilarious.

Wowzers.

JJ and I will be married 3 years on wednesday!

It seems longer. But wow still.

We plan on celebrating well. :)

List of Demands...

Dear Bill,

Jen and I have been discussing this for some time. We've decided it was time to put our demands on paper, so to speak.

Of course, everything is up for bargaining, if you know the proper ways to bargain. *wink*

Demands:

#1 Hire a maid. Of the studly MALE variety. Preferably one who cooks AND cleans.
#2 Buy a dishwasher. Either a manual buff male hottie or one of the electrical variety.
#3 Babysitters for when we do not feel like taking care of the children.
#4 A lifetime candy supply. Let it never run out.
#5 A Male chauffer.
These are the demands at this time. They are subject to change at our whims.

Notes:
There are currently 3 children. If you'd like more, that could possibly be bargained over.

We already agreed to the King size pillowtop bed with 14 pillows.

Luv,
Kris & Jen (hereinafter known as we two ho's)

Blog Heist

Did you know the two of you are morons.

I've deleted the insanity.

Now as for an update. My house really is possessed, It must be.

But it's coming right along.


Just for Jen "Quotes from the insanity"

JC Here live from the new Rose Red

You're writing in pink?

I'm masculine enough to pull it off.

Whatever. Jay here too. This house hates me

We all do.

I swear its possessed.

Anyways we're doing my room next, right?

You get a room?

Duh. Didn't you read the contract.

Wait. You have a contract?

Yep.

My Wife didn't tell me.

Oops Oh well. The reason we've hijacked your blog is to make you laugh. We love you, little. Enough to look like dumbasses.

For the record only he looks like a dumbass.


and later:

You are getting off track. Kris, I love you. You are my better half.

Can I yak now?

Hugs kisses and all that other shit.

What he said ^