Jen, Jill....

Caitlyn has tagged your boys. Go check it out on Caity's blog and you know what to do.


Caitlyn's Tag

Le Cabinets!

and JJ's office fridge...

Conversations with Bill. (through Jen)

Jennifer or Bill says:

Kris, Bill said he would of posted the same thing sober

Jill says:

WB Jen

Basira says:

what?

Jennifer or Bill says:

huh?

Basira says:

huh?

Basira says:

que?

Kris says:

LMFAO

Basira says:

qua?

Kris says:

Jen--go to my blog

Kris says:

LMAO Jen. Tell Bill I FLOVE him

Jennifer or Bill says:

I did

Jennifer or Bill says:

bossy

Kris says:

so now you understand JC's comment.

Jennifer or Bill says:

most of the time?

Kris says:

of course

Jennifer or Bill says:

but if he lost his phone he'd tell you right away

Kris says:

awww

Kris says:

another point on the tally sheet for bill!

Jennifer or Bill says:

and he wouldn't run the phone line over with the lawn mower

Kris says:

another point

Kris says:

would he whore me out for construction help?

Jennifer or Bill says:

he said it depends

Caroline says:

lol

Caroline says:

on what?

Jennifer or Bill says:

will the event be taped?

Kris says:

lmao

Jennifer or Bill says:

will he get to watch?

Kris says:

I guess that'd be up to the person I'm being whored out too

Jennifer or Bill says:

I'm sure Bill would get that written into the contract

Kris says:

LMAO

Kris says:

oh yeah

Kris says:

it'd probably be a long contract too

Jennifer or Bill says:

ohhhh, and he said you couldn't enjoy it

Since JC is starting rumors (and this time not with himself!)

Kris says:
wanna hear something funny
Basira says:
whats wrong?
Jill says:
sure
::Je vous déteste!:: says:
hmm
Kris says:
So while the men were putting in the cabinets
Kris says:
Vince and JJ
Jill says:
ok
Kris says:
I had to go under them
Kris says:
cuz I'm the lil skinny one
Jill says:
hehe
Kris says:
to pull the plastic protectors off
Kris says:
and later Vince comes into the office and asks me
Kris says:
"How do you want it?"
Kris says:
and I said"what?"
Jill says:
LMAO
::Je vous déteste!:: says:
HAHA
Kris says:
and he goes well JJ said that I could have sex with you for payment
Kris says:
He was teasing
Basira says:
OMG
Jill says:
LMAO
Kris says:
but it was hilarious
Basira says:
lmfao
::Je vous déteste!:: says:
hehe
Jill says:
what did you say Kris?
Jill says:
how you want it>
Jill says:
?
Kris says:
He said he wanted a skinny gymnastic girl lik me
Kris says:
I told him. I like it rough.
Kris says:
When do we go for it?
Jill says:
LMAO
::Je vous déteste!:: says:
haha
Kris says:
and he started laughing and said this is why I love ya

So far today....

I've posted a review on 4 ho's Melani Blazer's Trophy Girl

and helped the boy finish installing the new Kitchen Cabinets. Pics coming soon.

I've also been working on the office. Trying to fit all my favorite print books on one shelf in here. I don't think its going to work.

ICKY on the unpacking.

What are you trying to say??

In an email from Jill I get the following:

I tell ya a story..

My son Connor he is the oldest twin.. anyways.. he asked me if Boobs are better big for sex or little! YUP You read that right.. I almost choked on my pepsi I was drinking.. I asked him where he got that from and he said his friend Andrew's Dad was talking on the phone about Boobs and sex and he had to go outside before he heard the answer! Know what I told him? I told him to call you! LMAO

My response:

As far as the answer goes.. you can tell him one of two things.

You can take teh easy polite road and say "Depends on the man's choice" and leave it at that.

or you could go by JC's standby that more than a mouthful/handful's a waste


UPDATE:
Apparantly Jill's boy is a BOOB man.

Dearest Husband of Mine,

For future reference, when you notice your cell phone is missing. And after a week its still missing and you are unable to locate it anywhere. You tell your wife, and have her call the company so they can suspsend the account.

You do NOT ignore it, and let the person who STOLE it rack up 137 minutes over our plan on calls to places like fucking Wisconsin (no offense Jen)

You do NOT inform your wife after recieving the bill, that oh yeah I guess it was stolen. It's been missing for about three weeks.

And most of all, you don't get to be Happy to be getting a new phone.



P.S. To the fucker who stole my husbands cellphone, first off FUCK YOU! second off, how stupid are you to try to check the voicemail 5 fucking times, no matter how many times you try, you will have to enter a password. Oh and also....FYI. With the list of numbers you called, and the fact that the idiots left you voicemail, we will figure out who the fuck you are, and you will pay. And I don't just mean the $68 in overcharges either.

Kris from A to Z

A - Age: 24

B - Band listening to right now: I'm listening to a homemade mixed cd right now. Includes Hinder, Incubus, Tim Mcgraw, Anna Nalick, Rob Thomas and others.

C - Career: essentially WAHM

D - Drink or smoke: Drink (occasoionally)

E - Easiest person/s to talk to: depends on teh subject. Mostly JJ (hubby) or JC(best friend) Then there is JEN.

F - Favorite song/s at the moment: White Flag by Dido , Ever the Same by Rob Thomas

G - Gummy Bears or Gummy Worms: Worms

H- Hobbies: Scrapbooking, writing, reading, chatting


I- Internet Faves: The Kinkies! a couple Yahoo groups.


J - Junk foods you like: Turtles, gummies, kitkats, reese's

K- Kink Factor: Handcuffs anyone! (only not on me.)


L - Longest car ride ever: Virgina Beach to Okolona, AR

M - My favorite Sport/s: Gymnastics and Ice skating (hey they count)

N - Number of relationships you've had: Um 4, but only 2 were actually serious.

O - One wish you have: A long happy future with my family

P - Phobias: Spiders, snakes

Q - Favorite Quote: Nunc Scio Quit sit Amor (Now I know what love is)

R - Reason to smile: Caitybug

S- Scent: For DH= Ralph Lauren Safari, Me: I don't do perfume often. but I use Strawberries and Champagne body spray from VS almost daily

T- Time you woke up: 6:30am

U - Unknown fact about you: hmmm. Probably My weight too. Though I could make it known if requested.

V - Vegetable/fruit you hate: Asparagus, Spinach,

W - Worst habit: Procrastination and apparnatly brutal honesty

X - X-rays you've had: 2, chest, arm, leg, I think I've had every xray possible! MRI's too.

Y- Yummy food/s: Pasta, especially Alfredo! homemade bread, Chocolate French silk pie.

Z- Zodiac sign: Sagitarius

PARENTS.....

Mommy2Caitybug: My brother is a dumbass
Mommy2Caitybug: and my mom is crazy
GemBlue89: lol
GemBlue89: what happened?
Mommy2Caitybug: my brother's wife is psycho
Mommy2Caitybug: and mom's saying that its wrong of me to say that
GemBlue89: but she is a psycho
nerson1969: yes
nerson1969: she is
Mommy2Caitybug: mom's funny
Mommy2Caitybug: she's talking to me telling me I'm blunt
nerson1969: or is that unkind to psychos?
Mommy2Caitybug: and that no one should ask me my opinion
Mommy2Caitybug: unless they really want it
Mommy2Caitybug: and she says its not nice
Mommy2Caitybug: Bwahaha




Mommy2Caitybug: I believe I'm offended
nerson1969: offended?
Mommy2Caitybug: yeah
Mommy2Caitybug: My mom said No one should ask me my opinion on anything
nerson1969: ah
nerson1969: I thought you meant cause she said you were blunt
GemBlue89: what?
Mommy2Caitybug: well thats why she says no one should ask my opinion
GemBlue89: that's rude
Mommy2Caitybug: yep
nerson1969: only if they don't want your true opinion
Mommy2Caitybug: exaclty
Mommy2Caitybug: like I told mom
Mommy2Caitybug: Why should I pretty it up
Mommy2Caitybug: If they want MY opinion

TAGGED...

Shan tagged me.....Here goes.


When did you start blogging and why?


Well I started this blog in January of this year. But I've actually been blogging since my pregnancy with Caity in 2003. I started this blog to keep in touch with new friends and to have an outlet my family couldn't see.

What don’t you talk about?

It's pretty much anything goes here. I think the only thing I won't talk about is the really personal stuff like losing my babies. I'm sure there will be more things in the future that I do not post for public consumption but for the most part, I'm not shy about posting my thoughts on anything.

Are you and your blogging persona the same person?

One in the same. My personality really shows through most of my postings.

How do you use blogging to build friendships?

I don't really know how to answer this. I think for the most part I blog for myself and my current friends. If someone happens along and wants to be freinds, that works for me too.

How would you describe your writing style?

Crazy. LOL. I never know what I'm going to write, from funny chat stuff, to crazy real life happenings. and more.

Tagging:
Jill
Jen
Amanda

Not so sure I understand Men

So we go to walmart. I have a list. It's a short list.

Consisting of:
Drinks
Snacks
Toilet Paper

We leave with

A MINI FRIDGE to put in the office.

Why we need a mini fridge in hte office is beyond me but JJ was insistent that it was of utmost importance.

More of the completed Kitchen (minus the cabinets)

here's a couple more pics of the kitchen.

That's the opening between the kitchen and living room....You can see our cabinets in the boxes! We have no living room. hehe


Thats the other side of the kitchen, it leads off into C's bedroom, which is currently the junk room.


The Floor in all its shinieness

Just another random fun filled post.

JJ is begging me to do his homework....yet again. And he's choosing all routes, text messaging, iming, and speaking.

FROM CHAT:

caitybugsmommy: He's iming me
caitybugsmommy: from literally
caitybugsmommy: 2 feet away
Bill Johnson: lol
Bill Johnson: sounds like something Bill would do if he had IM'saccounts in his name

Bill Johnson: http://www.emotihost.com/glass/9.gif
CC: OMG!!!!
Bill Johnson: *devil emoticon*
CC: i LOVE that
caitybugsmommy: *ROFLMAO emoticon*
Bill Johnson: IM it to JJ
caitybugsmommy: i will
caitybugsmommy: heh
Bill Johnson: and then http://www.emotihost.com/glass2/12.gif
caitybugsmommy: omg
Bill Johnson: http://www.emotihost.com/glass6/23.gif
Bill Johnson: and that concludes today's lesson on 'How to diss your DH using smilies'
CC: that is my favorite
caitybugsmommy: LMAO
caitybugsmommy: floves Jen
caitybugsmommy: Jay: You suck

And just to prove that he is only inches away....pics. Pardon DH's dirty desk.
JJ's desk.

My desk

The distance between....

I'm such a great friend.

The background: JC spent the better part of the evening hidden in a bottle of vodka, He's just so torn up about not being married to ME, you know.

So me, being the good friend I am, decide to free myself of worry and give hima call. AT 5 a.m.!

Here's the conversation.

JC: UNH.
ME: It's time to wake up.
JC: UNH.
Me: I love you
JC: Unh
Me: get out of bed and come over.
JC: Bite me
Me: when you come over.
JC: If I give you my blog address will you leave me the hell alone?
Me: that'll hold me off for an hour or two.

I'm thinking its just about time to give him another call too!

Dirty Perves

caitybugsmommy: I'm blowign buubbles
jills3boys: LMAO
jills3boys: dude for a moment there
jills3boys: never mind
jills3boys: lol

When I said.........

I was going to hell.


I didn't mean today.

OMG.

103 high
89 @ 8:00 a.m.

NO Air Conditioning.

*dies*

Jen is the Bestest Most Awesomest Friend EVAR

Jen:
Let me know if I got all the books. I think I did. I checked my list twice. Like Santa. Only the naughty got the presents this time. LOL


YAY for being Naughty! And thanks for the books Jen. ;) I'm pretty sure you sent them all.

This proves being Naughty gets you more and better gifts than being Nice.

NAUGHTY ALL THE WAY

Hehe SEX

Well sex scenes.

So JJ and I finally watched Underworld 2 last night. JJ started it while I was in the shower and I come into the bedroom and he tells me "You missed the sex scene." I give him the 'huh' look, and he replies "rewinding now." *God I love this man*

So anyways this morning I tell Jill and Jen to watch it--even if just for the sex scene (It was scene 8 on my DVD player, not that I kept going back or anything *g*) and I inticed them with the following.



So we've spent the rest of the afternoon emailing. And Jen, shame on Bill for not telling you, How Dare he. I say its time to take his "batteries" away.

Comments:
Holy crap!! Full nudity on both of them!! So watching that part later. LOL Scott's hot! In in Felicity, but hot in both Underworlds. ~ Jen

OMG I want it! I want to see it!!!!!!
Screams! I love you! Thank you! Thank you so much!
Flove you! EEEEEEEEEE ~Jill

FUCKING AT&T FUCKERS

Okay lets go back to teh beginning.
When we wanted to transfer DSL to the new house and they told us it wasn't available. So we got info from them that our accounts would revert to yahoo accounts and we wouldn't lose any information. Well guess the fuck what.

THEY DON'T.

I log in this afternoon to find what. MY account is SUSUPENDED. And I have no access to

Then we waste TWO FUCKING HOURS talking to EIGHT FUCKING REPS only to be informed that we need to FAX A FUCKING FORMAL FUCKING REQUEST TO FUCKING GET OUR FUCKING SERVICE FUCKING BACK.

Oh and teh kicker The KICKER. We have to pay them for DIAL UP SERVICE so we can gain access to transfer all our stuff. WTF

OH AT&T is so losing a customer. I have DSL through someone else, I can get phones from someone else too. FUCKERS.

Amanda,

There are just some things your friends do not need to know. No matter how kinky we are.

WE all agree the following is just EWWWWW. And request no further details.

nunniebunnie87: Well my loverlies.
nunniebunnie87: It is that time.
nunniebunnie87: I'm being abducted by my friend
nunniebunnie87: I will be back later either tonight or tomorrow, so I can tell all about how my parents are doin' it.
nunniebunnie87: Right now.
nunniebunnie87: It's awkward.
nunniebunnie87: Byeeee!

Why do I put up with you bitches??

Kathryn Famularo: i did it on purpose
mommy2caitybug: so I was confused
Jill Parker: Kris hates shit not explained
Kathryn Famularo: im sorry
Bill Johnson: I thought maybe she was seeing things
Kathryn Famularo: LOL
Bill Johnson: drunk
Kathryn Famularo: haha
mommy2caitybug: Kris gets confuckered easily
Bill Johnson: on drugs
Jill Parker: LMAO

Sunday Chat Moments

CC: NOW!!!!!!!!!
mommy2caitybug: LMAO
mommy2caitybug: still?
CC: STILL
CC: and he was gone for 4 days
mommy2caitybug: woah
CC: and came home all kinds of contagious
CC: he sleeps in teh guest room
mommy2caitybug: HAHA
mommy2caitybug: no sex for CC
mommy2caitybug: how do you survive?
Basira Miah: <<---leaves
CC: well we bought batteries last night
mommy2caitybug: HAH
CC: no Basi you need to stay
Bill Johnson: *blush Icon*
Basira Miah: can i say no thanks?
CC: I can't beleive Jen is blushing
CC: Jen's kinkier than me
mommy2caitybug: Jen's batteries got taken away
Bill Johnson:
mommy2caitybug: she's being punished
mommy2caitybug: for details
mommy2caitybug: see my blog
CC:
Bill Johnson: I don't need batteries
CC: who took your batteries Jen?
Bill Johnson: Bill
mommy2caitybug: LMAO JEn
mommy2caitybug: He may tie up your hands too
Bill Johnson: he won't
Bill Johnson: he loves it too much
mommy2caitybug: lmao
Basira Miah: god damn it
Basira Miah: excuse me
Basira Miah: i need to kill someone
Bill Johnson: ok
mommy2caitybug: ok
Bill Johnson: need help?
mommy2caitybug: be sure there's no evidence
Bill Johnson: *loads gun*
CC: ok I read it
CC: your fingers aren't battery-operated
mommy2caitybug: lmao
Basira Miah: dear lord
Basira Miah: why do i come back to chat at the wrong moments?
CC: it was teh RIGHT moment
Bill Johnson: lol
mommy2caitybug: LMAO
Basira Miah: ::shakes head::
Basira Miah: take pity on me
Bill Johnson:
mommy2caitybug: it was the Height of the chat


and later

Bill Johnson: I can't get somewhere
mommy2caitybug: where?
Bill Johnson: a secret place
Bill Johnson: lol
Bill Johnson: longhardcock?
mommy2caitybug: LMFAO

Ah More from Bill

WHy I FLove Bill.. BTW the light purple is JEn, and teh darker is Bill.

nerson1969: time for Bill time
nerson1969: I'll be on after he gets in the shower
Mommy2Caitybug: give him smoochies
nerson1969: from you?
Mommy2Caitybug: of course
nerson1969: ok
nerson1969: I'll do that for you
Mommy2Caitybug: yay
nerson1969: ttyl
Mommy2Caitybug: ttyl
nerson1969: bye
nerson1969: why I get smoochies?
Mommy2Caitybug: cuz I flove you
nerson1969: where was I supposed to get the smoochies?
Mommy2Caitybug: I didn't specify
Mommy2Caitybug: why?
nerson1969: she was way too high
Mommy2Caitybug: LMAO
Mommy2Caitybug: aww
Mommy2Caitybug: did bill want smoochies below the equator
nerson1969: and then when i grabbed the back of her head to direct her she pulled away
Mommy2Caitybug: well I think she needs punishment
nerson1969: i know u would never do that
Mommy2Caitybug: of course not
nerson1969: the only way to punish her is to smash the computers and take all the batteries out of the house
Mommy2Caitybug: Um then No
Mommy2Caitybug: you could always spank her
nerson1969: she likes that too much
Mommy2Caitybug: oh wait
Mommy2Caitybug: LMAO
Mommy2Caitybug: I was just about to say that
nerson1969: just the batteries then
Mommy2Caitybug: that could work
nerson1969: then i'm getting pun ished too
Mommy2Caitybug: awww
Mommy2Caitybug: why?
nerson1969: duh!
Mommy2Caitybug: but you are not the one who did bad stuff
nerson1969: gotta cut myself off to cut her off
Mommy2Caitybug: which is why I need to move right?
nerson1969: yeah
Mommy2Caitybug: I'll expedite that order right away
nerson1969: just make her watch
Mommy2Caitybug: lol
nerson1969: maybe tie her hands so she can't..........
Mommy2Caitybug: Yeah
Mommy2Caitybug: that's an idea
nerson1969: and tape her eyes open so she HAS to watch
Mommy2Caitybug: lol
Mommy2Caitybug: works for me

aww Jill wasn't warned

You Kinkies are slacking!


Jill Parker: dude Kate is my Bitch
Jill Parker: I asked her for something
Jill Parker: and she said she was busy for you
mommy2caitybug: LOL
mommy2caitybug: sorry
Jill Parker: What the hell is wrong with that
mommy2caitybug: I'm a bitch theif
Jill Parker: i am so joking
mommy2caitybug: weren't you warned?
Jill Parker: hell no

Compliment of the day.

whitetrash: WOMEN SUCK
KRIS: Hi Gordo.
whitetrash: They're all vindictive, conniving bitches
KRIS: Thanks baby bro.
whitetrash: don't call me gordo. I hate that.
KRIS: Is there a reason women suck or were you just greeting me?
whitetrash has signed off

I flove my kid

LOL.

Nana bought big fat crayons to teach Caity colors (I'll add in, she's known htem for about 6wks)

So Nana's telling C the colors. C's giving nana the "your so stupid' look.

Then Caity says, grabbing teh pink and orange crayons "I'll color with the pink and orange ones, you can have the red blue and green."

Nana goes, "so you already know your colors"

Caity gives her a DUH look.

Later Nana takes C to see Papaw (my grandfather, mom's dad)
"Dad, let me show you how smart Caity is." Points to couch (which is green btw) "Caity what color is that"

Caity "uh Blue"

Everything became BLUE.

The one sock queen!!

Jill Parker: want to know something on a side note?
nerson1969: sure
Jill Parker: I have lost my mind
Jill Parker: I only have one sock on
Jill Parker: LMAO
nerson1969: lmao
Jill Parker: i just discovered that
Jill Parker: missing the right
Jill Parker: my age is showing
Jill Parker: somebody save me
Jill Parker: lol
Kathryn Famularo: aww, Jill its okay

Le Kitchen Version ala JJ & Kris

So like I was gonna take a shitload of pics and show off all the awesomeness that is our kitchen.

And the batteries effin died. So I got two.




That shows the ever lovely color of the walls!

and now the floor. (which is still half lain)

IT's working It's working.

GemBlue89: Kris does it stay on long?
GemBlue89: since you sleep with JJ
GemBlue89: and since we know how crazy you two are
sundolphin16: LMAO
sundolphin16: i don't sleep with mine

The Basira Corruption has commenced.

Okay....This one's for the Mama's

I've stopped laughing long enough to post this.

This was included in oneof the presentations on DH's class today. and It is hilarious.

You'll love it Jen. And any of you without kids........well maybe you shouldn't watch.

Best Commercial Ever

WTF

As Huma says:

DOUBLE U

T

EFF


So Dominique's dad got her last night to pick her up. In tow with his girlfriend, her daughter and her niece.

I can handle it.

WRONG.

First, we are expected to give up our bed, because there are extra kids along. I don't even fucking think so.

Then there's the daughter, who can't keep her eyes or grubby paws off MY HUSBAND.

I wanted to scream at the lil whore. (she's only 17 too for cripes sake)


Throw in me getting cornered this morning by the girlfriend who wants me to answer personal family questions, that I have no fucking clue about.

Keeping Dominique was a fun month.......dealing with her exit......not so much.

Remind me again how I get roped into dealing with shit like this??

OHHHHHHHHHHH JENNNNNNNNNNIFER

I have not FORGOTTEN.

Now you swore you'd do this. And you MUST.

SEX MEME

You know

I'm not sure what this says about me and you guys

Kris says...
I want DETAILS now.

I'm willing to whore for them.

Jen replies..
And I'm willing to let Kris whore for details.

Trace says...
I'm willing to whore out Jen for details

And then Huma adds....
I'm all for Kris being a whore.

Followed, by Jen's generous offer...
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

I'm sure Bill will be willing to video tape all the whoring for free. He's generous that way.


I kinda feel pimped out....

Just found Amanda/Basi Craziness From Elegant insanity

nunniebunnie87: YOU IN NO WAY RESEMBLE A DIRTY HOOKER
GemBlue89: WE'RE INSANE TONIGHT
nunniebunnie87: REMEMBER THAT!!!!1!!!
GemBlue89: rotflmfao
nunniebunnie87: That needs to be your title.
nunniebunnie87: For everything.
nunniebunnie87: "In No Way Resembles A Dirty Hooker"
GemBlue89: KRIS WILL HAVE A FEILD DAY WITH THAT
nunniebunnie87: YAY
nunniebunnie87: I WIN AT LIFE
nunniebunnie87: OMG

Yes she totally will have a field day with it. OMG I just found that convo. How I <3 Amanda's craziness. And amanda dearie----You been drinking again?? Cuz you know what we told you about that. The two of you were nutso's that night, how did I miss it? Why?? HMMMMMM. You bitches do remember I have a phone right?? ETA........good idea Jen...

To-Do List for the weekend.

1. Finish Reviews
2. Editing/proofreading some things
   
3. Laundry
4. TDS, DOY, PTK (shh. Jen)
5. B promised me something. I'm waiting Basira!
6. amuckage fuckage
7. JJ's homework (Priority UNO)
   
8. Kinky Chat
   
9. Make JJ finish walls in kitchen (Crimson is an awesome paint color, btw)
10. Buy Liquor
11. Buy stuff for picnic at Mom's
12. Take ring in to Gordon's for diamond bond checkup crap
13. Con JJ into buying new earrings
    
14. Buy new body jewelry
15. Order Books

Yep. I've got a busy weekend planned.

A little saturday morning hilarity courtesy of Jen

Mommy2Caitybug: bah
Mommy2Caitybug: JJ really needs to start doing his own damn HW
Mommy2Caitybug: or paying me better for it
nerson1969: yes
nerson1969: better pay
Mommy2Caitybug: what shall I charge him
nerson1969: books
nerson1969: and food
Mommy2Caitybug: lol
nerson1969: but definetely books
nerson1969: cause then i profit too
Mommy2Caitybug: LMAO
nerson1969: it's all about me
Mommy2Caitybug: You know what that man did as a joke
Mommy2Caitybug: He blocked amazon with my firewall
nerson1969: and he's still alive?
Mommy2Caitybug: He told me what he did after I bit him in a sensitive spot
nerson1969: lol
Mommy2Caitybug: and i don't mean his ass
Mommy2Caitybug: so now I got amazon back
Mommy2Caitybug: I may have to take me apeek
nerson1969: lol
Mommy2Caitybug: I told JJ your idea and he laughed
Mommy2Caitybug: and said of course she wants books
Mommy2Caitybug: Damn book whores
nerson1969: lol
nerson1969: he knows both of us so well
Mommy2Caitybug: he truly does
nerson1969: I guess we are lucky JJ and Bill don't talk lol
Mommy2Caitybug: VERY
nerson1969: *evil grin*
Mommy2Caitybug: we'd be in so much trouble then
Mommy2Caitybug: major trouble
nerson1969: a Special Forces Major?
nerson1969: all sexy
nerson1969: all alpha
Mommy2Caitybug: Where.
Mommy2Caitybug: I want one?
nerson1969: i'd take that kind of majot trouble gladly
nerson1969: major*
Mommy2Caitybug: lol
Mommy2Caitybug: What's wrong with being a book whore?
Mommy2Caitybug: I mean I don't get hwo thats a bad thign
nerson1969: I can't see a damn thing wrong with it
Mommy2Caitybug: and who needs a 12 step program
Mommy2Caitybug: I'm not addicted
nerson1969: a woman's gotta have interests
Mommy2Caitybug: Exactly
nerson1969: hobbies
Mommy2Caitybug: and some books teach us new tricks
Mommy2Caitybug: so sex isn't boring
nerson1969: yes
nerson1969: very educational
Mommy2Caitybug: who needs the kama sutra
nerson1969: we have erotica
Mommy2Caitybug: exactly
Mommy2Caitybug: see how easily school work turned to erotica?
Mommy2Caitybug: :-D
nerson1969: lol
nerson1969: that takes major talent
Mommy2Caitybug: Yes!
Mommy2Caitybug: and I'm currently searching for Europes demographics
Mommy2Caitybug: BORING
nerson1969: ugh
Mommy2Caitybug: This definitely calls for books
Mommy2Caitybug: I'm thinking 10 or 15
nerson1969: yes