Oh Neens....

I almost feel bad for Sergey. Notice i say ALMOST.

She Says> But the whole kitchen is like $5,000. That CAN'T
be a good kitchen!
He Says>> Ikea has great quality furniture.
She Says> Aaah fuck it.. just buy the night stands and dining
chairs
He Says>> Squeeeeeeeeee!!

--- later that night ---

She Says> There is a permnant marker stain on this night stand!
its brand new!
He Says>> I am NOT driving all the way back to Ikea to return it!
forget it!
She Says> Fine then, its your night stand!
He Says>> OK!

--- 3 days later ---

She Says> You know, these chairs are hard!

Oh the randomness.

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The one where

JJ killed the Honda's back bumper.


My purtiful passport has bumper damage. It's never been in the shop for anything more than an oil change, and never had any scratches either.

But He just had to back into a tree while out on his last job.

and now its not perfect. *tear*

Email Craziness with Jen

After B's horrid teasing us with Smut she refused to deliver, Jen and I got to thinking.

Jen: Darn people not giving us smut. There ought to be a law. Hmmmmm, I wonder if we could get anything for our pain and suffering in a civil suit?

Me: now there's a good lawsuit. :)

Jen: Oh, the pain, the pain!!!!
Just practicing.
It's horrible!! Arg!! Agh!! Make it stop please. For the love of god, make it stop!!

me: I'm
afraid I just can't do anything. My will is gone.

Jen:Where did Will go?
Yeah, that was bad.
OMG!! B withholding smut has caused me to lose my sense of humor. *hysterical*

me:whatever will we do.

I'm all verklempt.


So whaddya think, think we have a good case?

Sunday Fun

I forgot to mention my wicked fun Sunday.

First Sunday Morning, I talked ARKANSAS with Myla Jackson and Delilah Devlin and a few others on EC chat.

I'm going to be reading Myla's Trouble with Will soon and will do a double hitter review on it and Trouble with Harry on 4 Ho's

Then I went to JR chat with the Aphrodisia authors, HOT HOT HOT.

And of course, I also got to chat with the kinkies and Jill, and Kate who for some reason was full of "naughty" sex questions. Tee Hee.

Then I enjoyed an evening with JJ. :) Want details?

Thanks for showing me....

Quote "What I miss....
while having a life..."

nerson1969: some things confuse me
Jill Parker: share?
nerson1969: "ETA, CI(screenname changed to protect her identity)... I read all the posts last night - after I posted of course - I read magazines back to front too...
You really put yourself out there. "
Jill Parker: yeah
nerson1969: is that the new way to say she's gay?
Jill Parker: LMAO
Kathryn Famularo: LOL
Basira Miah: lmao
nerson1969: or did C actually mention she read magazines back to front?
Basira Miah: she did
nerson1969: ok
Jill Parker: LOL
nerson1969: I thought she was trying to tell us she was gay also
nerson1969: LOL
Jill Parker: ROFL
Basira Miah:ROFL
nerson1969: I thought it was code
Jill Parker: Jen you are fun
nerson1969: some new lesbian lingo
nerson1969: like carpet muncher
Jill Parker: LOL


The whole lot of you are nuts. :) hehe I flove yous! And Jen, for the record, I pretty much thought we got she was gay when she said "I'm a lesbian and loved a fellow member of this board. and thats why I stay." oh and the POON banner kinda cinched it.

But I'm still on the opinion that its a bit Stalkerish to stay on a message board because you want to be around in case another member decides to share your feelings. YIKES.

More Randomness from tonight.

Mommy2Caitybug: You know B
Mommy2Caitybug: is it my fault
Mommy2Caitybug: that you are a pervert at heart?
GemBlue89: what?!?!!
Mobstergazing: hehe
GemBlue89: i am not a pervery
GemBlue89: pervert!
GemBlue89: you are
Mobstergazing: i think i am lol
GemBlue89: the proof is in your blogs
Mommy2Caitybug: YAY Jill's a perv
Mobstergazing:
Mobstergazing: and proud of it
Mobstergazing: lol

GemBlue89: lmao
Mobstergazing: B what are you doing?
GemBlue89: moi?
Mobstergazing: yes
GemBlue89: um...
Mobstergazing: that is what i thought
GemBlue89: what?
GemBlue89: i didn't do anything
Mobstergazing: i know....

Yay for the Kinkies

I love my kinksters. :) And I missed ya.

And I really enjoy our hilarious chats, even if they only make sense to us. Such as the following with Jen.


We are discussing My lovely drunkedness from the anniversary celebration.

My emails are in blue, Jen's replies in red.

Then we ate dinner and drank margaritas.
60 oz margaritas. Oi Vey

Now I want margaritas.

LOL, go get some

Before noon?!?!? *shocked*

Will you eat the lime with it? *nods*
Fruit is a good before noon snack.
The margarita is an accessory to the lime

I want strawberry ones. :p



Strawberries. YUM.
Strawberries are great snacks period.

Yeah. Now I want berries. LOL
Hmmm, no berries in this house. I've got frozen bananas though. And vodka not Jose.

hmm...Arn't daiquiries made with vodka?

Yes they are. LOL







Later Kris gets blank email. Responds..


there's nothing there dollink.

To which Jen replies...

Well, that's just crazy. And I can't remember what I said. I'm sure it was witty and wonderful though.


Well of course it was. :) And this goes to prove

That we are either bitching, plotting, talking about sex, or talking about drinking. Never know what's going to come in convo, do we Jen?

Was there a point to blogging this? Nope not really. Unless you count that Kris can come up with an excuse to drink at any time. But Jen and I will get a kick outta it.

Upon other news. I think I've simplified my responses to VI....How do these look?









and finally

Ebil me

So while JJ was gone for a work meeting thing.

I was very mean (Thanks Maura!) and sent him little emails, including excerpts and other lovely presents.

Apparantly he did not really appreciate my tokens of affection.


A portion of his last email response can be found below....

I don't even want to know how you managed to take those pictures. Just remember that Payback is a bitch.

Sleep well. While you can.

Anniversary.

So I came home to a dozen roses. With the following card.

For our anniversary, I think we should celebrate with some good clean fun.

Open to the inside.

Meet me in the bathroom in 5 minutes.
With a cute heart shaped sponge.

LMAO. OH JJ you are hilarious.

Wowzers.

JJ and I will be married 3 years on wednesday!

It seems longer. But wow still.

We plan on celebrating well. :)