Dearest Husband Bill,

First Hugs, Smoochies, and all that great shit.

Now lets get to the important stuff.

You seem to have forgotten that both Jen and I love you no matter what. So To drive this point home.

WE LOVE YOU!

As do the kids.

And, we are sorry that work sucks major ass lately. We think you should maim the employees discreetly outside of work of course. If you need help, Jen and I are fans of torture.

If you'd like, we offer to videotape it as well, so when they act up again, you can view it and remember the pleasure of watching their asses get kicked. Just a suggestion.

FLOVES,

Wife Kris