List of Demands...

Dear Bill,

Jen and I have been discussing this for some time. We've decided it was time to put our demands on paper, so to speak.

Of course, everything is up for bargaining, if you know the proper ways to bargain. *wink*

Demands:

#1 Hire a maid. Of the studly MALE variety. Preferably one who cooks AND cleans.
#2 Buy a dishwasher. Either a manual buff male hottie or one of the electrical variety.
#3 Babysitters for when we do not feel like taking care of the children.
#4 A lifetime candy supply. Let it never run out.
#5 A Male chauffer.
These are the demands at this time. They are subject to change at our whims.

Notes:
There are currently 3 children. If you'd like more, that could possibly be bargained over.

We already agreed to the King size pillowtop bed with 14 pillows.

Luv,
Kris & Jen (hereinafter known as we two ho's)

Blog Heist

Did you know the two of you are morons.

I've deleted the insanity.

Now as for an update. My house really is possessed, It must be.

But it's coming right along.


Just for Jen "Quotes from the insanity"

JC Here live from the new Rose Red

You're writing in pink?

I'm masculine enough to pull it off.

Whatever. Jay here too. This house hates me

We all do.

I swear its possessed.

Anyways we're doing my room next, right?

You get a room?

Duh. Didn't you read the contract.

Wait. You have a contract?

Yep.

My Wife didn't tell me.

Oops Oh well. The reason we've hijacked your blog is to make you laugh. We love you, little. Enough to look like dumbasses.

For the record only he looks like a dumbass.


and later:

You are getting off track. Kris, I love you. You are my better half.

Can I yak now?

Hugs kisses and all that other shit.

What he said ^