The Shag List -- Meme

Shag list meme.... do if you dare. ;)

A) Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag.
B) Possibly shag after a little persuasion, put in italics.
C) Leave the ones you don't know of or wouldn't want to shag alone.
D) Color in red the ones you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
E) ADD ONE OF YOUR OWN AT THE END




1. Stephen Dorff
2. Wesley Snipes
3. Denzel Washington
4. Samuel L. Jackson
5. Hayden Christensen
6. Ian Somerhalder
7. James Van Der Beek
8. Ashton Kutcher
9. Sean William Scott
10. The Rock
11. Brendan Fraser
12. Oded Fehr
13. John Hannah
14. Hugh Grant
15. Colin Firth
16. Liam Neeson
17. Daniel Day-Lewis
18. Leonardo Di Caprio
19. Billy Zane
20. Harry Connick Jr
21. Sean Astin
22. Dominic Monaghan
23. Karl Urban
24. Vin Diesel
25. Paul Walker
26. Joshua Jackson
27. James Marsden
28. Shawn Ashmore
29. Hugh Jackman
30. Will Kemp
31. David Wenham
32. Viggo Mortensen
33. Elijah Wood
34. Tobey Maguire
35. James Franco
36. Alfred Molina
37. Harrison Ford
38. Sean Connery
39. Shane West
40. Stuart Townsend
41. Richard Roxburgh
42. Ewan McGregor
43. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
44. Christian Bale
45. Jared Leto
46. Colin Farrell
47. Ben Affleck
48. Josh Hartnett
49. Bruce Willis
50. Billy Bob Thornton
51. Dennis Quaid
52. Jake Gyllenhaal
53. Patrick Swayze
54. Keanu Reeves
55. Gary Oldman
56. Tim Roth
57. Steve Buscemi
58. Michael Madsen
59. Rick Yune
60. Pierce Brosnan
61. Robert Carlyle
62. Jonny Lee Miller
63. Jude Law
64. Matt Damon
65. Clive Owen
66. Ryan Phillippe
67. Benicio Del Toro
68. Johnny Depp
69. Orlando Bloom
70. Sean Bean
71. Eric Bana
72. Brad Pitt
73. George Clooney
74. Mark Wahlberg
75. Jason Statham
76. Edward Norton
77. Ben Stiller
78. Owen Wilson
79. Vince Vaughn
80. Joaquin Phoenix
81. Russell Crowe
82. Billy Boyd
83. Paul Bettany
84. Heath Ledger
85. Mel Gibson
86. Jason Isaacs
87. Alan Rickman
88. Kevin Costner
89. Christian Slater
90. Antonio Banderas
91. Tom Cruise
92. Ving Rhames
93. John Cusack
94. John Malkovich
95. Charlie Sheen
96. Kiefer Sutherland
97. Emilio Estevez
98. Rob Lowe
99. Matt Dillon
100. Kevin Bacon
101. Adam Brody
102. Andy Serkis
103. Alan Cumming
104. Josh Groban
105. Sean Biggerstaff
106. Zach Braff
107. Harry Sinclair
108. Gerard Butler
109. Marton Csokas
110. Jeremy Sumpter
111. Sean Patrick Flanery
112. Cillian Murphy
113. Hugh Dancy
114. Ioan Gruffudd
115. Mads Mikkelsen
116. Enrique Murciano
117. Jamie Bamber
118. Craig Parker
119. Dean Cain
120. James Marsters
121. David Boreanaz
122. James Spader
123. Kevin Spacey
124. Al Pacino
125. Jim Caviezel
126. Josh Holloway
127. Will Smith
128. Matthew McConaughey
129. Patrick Wilson
130. Milo Ventimiglia
131. Jason Dohring
132. Brandon Boyd
133. Tom Welling
134. Sean Maher
135. Tré Cool
136. Billie Joe Armstrong
137. Mike Dirnt
138. David Straithairn
139. Jason White
140. Matthew Fox
141. Peter Sarsgaard
142. Derek Jeter
143. Travis Fimmel
144. Michael Vartan
145. Rob Thomas
146. James Purefoy
147. Michael Rosenbaum
148. Jensen Ackles
149. William Fichtner
150. Patrick Dempsey
151. Ace Young
152. Francis Capra
153. Ryan Hansen
154. Robert Pattinson
155. Ron Livingston
156. Benjamin McKenzie
157. Tahmoh Penikett
158. Takuya Kimura
159. Takeshi Kaneshiro
160. James D'Arcy
161. James Frain
162. Jared Padalecki
163. Richard Armitage
164. Nicholas Tse
165. Hiroyuki Sanada
166. David Tennant
167. Christopher Eccleston
168. Nathan Fillion
169. Ben Browder
170. Steve Carrell
171. Wentworth Miller
172. Patrick Fugit
173. Steve Burton
174. Scott Clifton
175. Greg Vaughn
176. Jonathan Jackson
177. Scott Egan

Ol Buddy Ol Pal

No, I would NEVER post your high school picture without permission.

I'll acquire said permission when you are drunk and sleeping on my floor.

*smoochies*

BTW, thanks for the dare.

Number One reason not to let the DH and BF get drunk together.

They fight over your bed.


with you in it.

It's not pretty.

It's not a family reunion until someone gets arrested.

*glares at baby bro*

Apparantly the lil one decided that he had to have fun on his few days here. So 7 minutes after hitting town after the reception, he went and got himself arrested.

SIL and Big Bro bailed him out....

and now he's trying to figure out how to get out of court, because the court date is after his plane leaves...

Lickafuckable

OMG!

JJ's a hottie all dressed up for the wedding.

*drools*

I made him try on his new shirt.

OMG OMG OMG.

LICK A FUCKABLE

Polygamist and I didn't even know it.

To: Kris
From: Sexy_sae_jase@gmail.com
Subject: If...

If A woman named Becky from NES calls. You are my wife.

Thanks.

JC

In desperate need of Therapy.

So mom called me last nite to bitch Whine Go over Final wedding stuff. So we're talking and then all of a sudden she goes "I guess I should finish packing my bag for the honeymoon. All that's in there is panties and birthcontrol."

*gagging now*

"I bought new panties for the trip"

Thanks Mom, I needed to hear that.

"One pair is green and matches this negligee"

DED.

So I finally tell her I'm billing her for my therapy. And she's like "Why. blah blah"

So then I'm like How about I tell you where Caity was conceived......

Her response..

No lie..

"It was the fourth of July, I'm sure a park bench somewhere."

OMG SMURFS are attacking...OH wait No NO That's just Caitlyn....

So I'm doing laundry this evening. I leave to take the load outof the dryer and switch them around. I say "Jay, watch Caity while I do laundry"

His reply "What do I need to watch her for?"

So I go do the laundry am gone for maybe 15 minutes, 20 tops. And what do I find when I come back

A SMURF.

She found her blue lotion she got for christmas and has decided it makes wonderful hair gel, and face cream and covered her arms and her legs with it. So she's this nice BLUE raspberry smelling critter.

So I yelled "Caitlyn stop!" and DH turns around and goes, "What'd she get into?"

UM HELLO. You were "watching" her.

His next reply.....is to bust a gut laughing.

Well he laughed all the way to the shower, where he had to get her clean.

IM's with the DH.

mommy2caitybug: I just got told I wa sa lunatic
mommy2caitybug: by someeone who read my blog
J J: lmao
mommy2caitybug: of course
mommy2caitybug: then she goes
mommy2caitybug: I LOVE YOU
J J: lol
mommy2caitybug: see people appreciate my twisted mind
J J: uhhh huh surrree they do
mommy2caitybug: they do!
J J: what other sick and twisted things are you doing with my webcam (?.?)
mommy2caitybug: I haven't done a thing with your webcam
mommy2caitybug: But I can if you want me too
J J: lol
mommy2caitybug: what would you like me to do with it?
J J: I was messing with you

And I'm the pervert.

Dearest JJ, I'm leaving you for Bill and Jen......

We discussed it over email today and I think it's gonna be great.

Bill said that we'll get a King size pillowtop mattress bed set and Jen agreed to the 14 pillows. So we are well on our way.


How this came about....
From: Kris
To: Jen
What's up?

From: Jen
To: Kris
Just sitting here thinking about boobs

From: Kris
To: Jen
Ah. Fun.. I like thinking about boobs.. Hi Bill *waves*

From: Jen
To: Kris
I have too watch these silly CDR's called The Leadership Journey for work and answer the questions. BORING! So, Jens's on the couch reading, I know, its hard to believe that she's reading but I swear she is.

From: Kris
To: Jen

awww. They think your qualified for leadership?? WOW! She's reading?! OMG!? Gasp! Shock! The horrors. Lucky Wench

From: Jen
To: Kris
Yeah! They let me boss 25-30 people around, not sure why, but they do. Yup, definitely reading, looking darn sexy doing it too I might add. I just might be late for work. lol

From: Kris
To: Jen

LMAO! I'm moving to WI....*Kicks JJ*


From:Jen
To: Kris
Well...c'mon then

From:Kris
To: Jen

Tell Jen she has housemates moving in.

From: Jen
To: Kris
Ok, we'll have too get a bigger bed.

From:Kris
To: Jen

with pillowtop mattresses??

From: Jen
To: Kris
Sure Jen says that sounds good

From: Kris
To: Jen

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT And Jen doesn't mind this??


From: Jen
To: Kris
No, she just giggled a little that's all.

From:Kris
To:Jen
A good giggle or a bad giggle?

From:Jen
To: Kris
Do you mean bad as in we're going to prison bad or bad as in get out the sex toys bad?

From:Kris
To: Jen

Um Bad as in "I'm going to kill Kris" bad... But your second choice works too...

From:Jen
To: Kris
I'd never kill Kris, DH is much handier to off. LOL *winks*

This craziness brought to you by the emails of Jen, Kris, and Bill.

I am not really leaving my husband. YET

FLOVING JEN's HUBBY.

So we all know that Jen's DH asked for pictures of the kinky's titties.. *waves to Bill*

Me, I obviously can't stand down a challenge such as that.....but of course I'm not gonna send my own. So I go on the search for some pictures for him. I'd post them here, but I believe I traumatized myself enough while finding them and I'll spare the rest of you.

Let's just say they were all not flattering woman.. :)

Anyways.......here's Bill's email responses. And yes Jen knew I was emailing her hubby naked woman pictures. She's teh one who gave me his addy.

To: Kris
From: Bill J.

Where did you find the pic of my ex-wife? lol

To: Kris
From: Bill J.

Those are NICE!! Thanks since Jen's gone til Sunday I'll have something to help me out ;-P

To: Kris
From: Bill J.

Yeah I read the blogs and y'all are twisted, but that's cool. I like twisted, I like twisted alot. What?? No more pics?? And you call yourself a major kinkster?? I've got more pics of Mother Teresa's tits than yours!

To: Kris
From: Bill J.

That sounds fun. But kinda messy, in more ways than one (who said that) you ladies are starting to rub off on me, look at that is said "rub off". And Ii said it again. I miss my wife.



And now I'm totally coveting the man. Damn you Bill. Damn you Jen. Where'd you send him for training??

Interesting convo's of the day....

From IM:

AtTwilightGarden: LOL can you picture it..

Romantic Gestures Do Not Go Unpunished..

While lighting my new Yankee Candle, I decided to set the romantic mood... while giving my husband great head, I attempted a pornstar move and my hair swirrled right into the candle... it could have been a disaster! Note to self, never light candles with penis's in your mouth


Real Life:
Mom: You should be glad that I cleaned out the bathrooms in the house. I found someone's vibrator in the top of the linen closet.

CAN WE SAY EWWWWWWWWWW.

Yeah we're still not sure who's it was......but I point the finger at the older brother. It had to be one of his girlfriends. and yes if I had found it, I'd have to have cut off my hand.

Baby Girl

Happy Second Birthday
Caitlyn Elizabeth

I'll be sure to post pictures after her party!

Married Hookers....

nerson1969: I'm a married hooker?
GemBlue89: hookers for your DHs there
Mommy2Caitybug: Um
Mommy2Caitybug: Wait
humatheguma: i'm staying out of this one. :-)
Mommy2Caitybug: he's sposed to pay for it?
Mommy2Caitybug: DAMN
nerson1969: lol
humatheguma: lmao kris
Mommy2Caitybug: do I get back billing?
GemBlue89: ok i did it again
nerson1969: I want back pay

Kinky Test

Taken at: http://www.hotlanta.com/kinktest.htm

I scored 421.

401 to 500 You are a major league kinkster!

Was there ever any doubt?

Another Kinky Test

Slightly Freaky Kink You scored 71% on kinkyness and 43% on freakishness...

You're moderately kinky, with some underlying freakish undertones... Good for you. At least it's a start. Now, have some more promiscuous sex, engage in some BDSM, pick up a bunch of toys... and come back to take this test in a few weeks.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 64% on kinkyness You scored higher than 35% on freakishness

Link: The Freakishly Kinky Test written by capricia on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Cutest Flower Girl........ EVAR

Sexual Harassment in the workplace??

Where ever would you get that idea.

*smoochies*







We're innocent.. INNOCENT I tell ya.

How long does that offer last?

OMG. So brother stops by mom's tonight to get mail. Caity and I were there, to help mom taste test punches for the wedding and make sure C's dress fit after the last alterations.

And Psycho SIL calls....her exact convo. "Where are you? What are you doing? When will you be home? If you don't come home I'll slit my wrists."

Is it wrong of me to ask if that's a promise?? What about invite the bro to stay at our place tonight?

Offline messages...

sexy_sae_jase: Look Honey....When did you open up a store? Floozie's Fashions.

BITE ME JC.

And Kiss my ass.

SHAN: So Jase and I talked last night. OMG you are such a freak. I love you!

Shannyn,

Keep all information learned to yourself until we can discuss it. I'll call you after this bridezilla attack.

*GRINS*

Why I covet Jen's Hubby.

From Jen's blog:

dipsh*thubby said... Oh yeah, nipples too.....well one set at least......I have yet to see the rest of the K9P2's, but feel free to send pics

CC said... I can see why Kris covets Jen's hubby.

Jennifer said... But send the pictures to DH's email, cause I don't need to be seeing all your nipples. *stabs self in eyes with knitting needles*


FLOVES Jen's Hubby. I'll be emailing you later *wink wink*

Oh Hi Jen!

Caitlyn's Birthday

So with Caitlyn's birthday this sunday, I thought it fair to blog about her this monday evening...

The gifts...

What every two year old needs:





Plus a plethora of new summer clothing and shoes. What toddler girl doesn't need shoes!

Her party is Sunday afternoon at the park. With a Lovely Princess theme. And Marble ice cream cake!

ETA: SHOES!!!!

It's not always rainbows and butterflies

But sometimes it is...

So. We're running around last nite when DH got of work. The house is a mess of boxes. empty ones, full ones.

I tell him we have to run to the store to get something for Caitlyn...so he of course tells me we'll go later, when traffic is better, No problem.

So I'm working in the bedroom packing up a few more things that we don't need here for the next few weeks, and he comes up to me telling me "I love you because, even in the middle of all this chaotic crap, your still sane and beautiful."

Aww You get to live another week. :)

Sane---ME????

Stupid Whore

" as most of y'all can see i have pretty much become withdrawn but i can still help if you need me to."


That's what you get for trying to mess with a married man, sweetheart.

MY HUSBAND.

It's not recommended for your health.

HEHE

nunniebunnie87: *Pokes*
nunniebunnie87: What does a girl have to do to get a chat invite around here? :-P
nunniebunnie87: Should I strip?

Randomness

AmJay18: my bum hurts
humatheguma: ummm
Mommy2Caitybug: whatcha been doing with it?
humatheguma: okay
humatheguma: EW KRIS
humatheguma: OMG EW EW EW EW EW EW EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
AmJay18: ewwwwww!
AmJay18: EW!
AmJay18: NASTY!
AmJay18: I've been sitting on it!
Mommy2Caitybug: on what?
GemBlue89: what are you ewing for?
GemBlue89: something nasty?
nunniebunnie87: Heh.
Mommy2Caitybug: no
Mommy2Caitybug: well maybe
Mommy2Caitybug: I don't know
GemBlue89: ok
Mommy2Caitybug: Amick hasn't admitted what she was sitting on yet
GemBlue89: Amjay what happened?
AmJay18: what
AmJay18: ?!
AmJay18: i was sitting on my couch!@
humatheguma: OMG BANANA
GemBlue89: lmao
GemBlue89: i have heard so much about banana's today
Mommy2Caitybug: OMG that's just wrong
Mommy2Caitybug: Amick A Banana??
AmJay18: WHAT?!
AmJay18: stop being nasty bitch!
Mommy2Caitybug: HEY
GemBlue89: KRIS
Mommy2Caitybug: I'm not the one who's doing dirty things
Mommy2Caitybug: Dirty deeds done with Fruit is your thing

Thanks Amanda

For the fantabulous new banner!

I flove it. It's perfect!

Ah. The kinkies know me so well.

Yucky Weather

OH gross.

It's horrible here today. Severe storms. Tornado watches, hail, pouring rain. heavy winds. YUCK

It's going to be so humid this afternoon.

Wedding Shower stuff

First, I must relay the conversation that took place before we left for the boonies.

Mom: Jared, you are picking Jordan up from the airport right?
Jared: Yes. amanda and I will be there.
Mom: No getting drunk that night. I need you to walk me down the aisle.
Amanda: NOt stumble her down the aisle
Jared: What time are we picking him up?
Mom: Midnite.
Jared: Oh mom. We won't get drunk. Just a little
Mom: No. No drinking until after the wedding.
Jared: So there's alcohol at the reception
Mom: No. You can't drink until after the reception.

Only my brothers! HAHA. I've got a $20 that says one or both of them have been drinking come the wedding!


The wedding shower went wonderfully. Caitlyn was well behaved, Jared didn't start anything.

And Dr. C. stuffed opened condoms in mama's gift card envelope! It was hilarious, and I'm sure there will be revenge at the clinic today. But nothing tops mom leaning over to whisper "We're not passing this card around, go tell your grandmother who the rest of the gift is from" While watching your future stepfather, fumble with condoms in his lap. *grin*

They got tons of stuff and everyone had a great time! And now onto Caity's birthday party plans.

It's been a friggin long ass shitty week.

First the incident on monday with Jess. Then tuesday morning she lost the baby and had a D&C. Her MIL called me and my MIL I don't know how many times, and each time I wanted to throttle her just a tad more.

Then Thursday, my dad, who rarely calls, calls my cellphone at 5:30, and informs me that my grandfather has had a heart attack and I need to haul my butt to ICU. Well JJ's working the swing and the trucks not working, so I have no car. SIL (the psycho one) calls because her and jared just got a message from dad too and they wanna know what's going on.

SIL decides she's leaving work early and comes and gets me and Caitlyn, who was supposed to have a babysitter, but SIL showed up first, so off we went. We got there about 6:30 and they were not allowing visitors again until after 8:30 because of shift change. We stayed until after 10 when I had DH pick us up.

Grandfather looked something awful. He had angioplasty scheduled for friday morning, and we had to go to Little Rock, so I didn't get to stop by for long friday.

But we went saturday. He's looking better, but still not out of ICU and has two more surgeries scheduled for this week. But they had to postpone them because his heartrate jumped up.

Bad stuff always happens in threes, so I'm kinda worried what #3 will be.

Meme....Yes another one.

So after the hellish week I've had I needed something fun to blog. Stole this from Jaci

And now I'm off to endure Bridezilla some more. After a stop at ICU.


9 lasts:
last cigarette: don't smoke.
last beverage: Tea
last kiss: this morning when JJ got up with Caity and let me sleep in.
last movie seen: War of the Worlds
last phone call: Mom aka bridezilla
last cd played: a mixed cd with a little bit of everything.
last bubble bath: um..best guess when I was pregnant with C (over 2 years)
last time you cried: yesterday.

8 have you evers:
have you ever dated one of your best friends: yes
have you ever skinny dipped: yes
have you ever kissed somebody and regretted it: Yes.
have you ever fallen in love: Very much so.
have you ever lost someone you loved: yes.
have you ever been depressed: yes.
have you ever been drunk and thrown up: Yes. I blame the cheetos.

7 states you've been to:
1. Virginia
2. Missouri
3. New Jersey
4. Tennesee
5. Pennsylvania
6. Arkansas
7. Louisiana

6 things you've done today:
1. checked email
2. Beta'd
3. worked on review.
4. read a little.
5. Finished last minute stuff for the shower this afternoon.
6. Fed cats.

5 favorite things in no order:
1. reading
2. Playing with Caitlyn
3. sex
4. Spending time with JJ.
5. Chatting with the Kinkies.

4 people you can tell [almost] anything to:
1. JJ
2. Nina
3. JC
4. Jen


3 wishes:
1. Give the best life to Caitlyn and future children.
2. Forever with JJ.
3. Be able to stop working completely and stay home with my kid(s)

2 things you want to do before you die:
1. Go out of the country. Ireland, Italy, it doesn't matter.
2. Have some sort of solid relationship with my father.

1 thing you regret:
1. I can't think of anything.

Miss Caitlyn Elizabeth.....

In all her glory. *g*

My grandfather just emailed me these pictures from his and Caity's lunch date. They ate out and she enjoyed the lemon from great grandma's tea.







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