Thursday, July 27, 2006

Dearest Husband of Mine,

For future reference, when you notice your cell phone is missing. And after a week its still missing and you are unable to locate it anywhere. You tell your wife, and have her call the company so they can suspsend the account.

You do NOT ignore it, and let the person who STOLE it rack up 137 minutes over our plan on calls to places like fucking Wisconsin (no offense Jen)

You do NOT inform your wife after recieving the bill, that oh yeah I guess it was stolen. It's been missing for about three weeks.

And most of all, you don't get to be Happy to be getting a new phone.



P.S. To the fucker who stole my husbands cellphone, first off FUCK YOU! second off, how stupid are you to try to check the voicemail 5 fucking times, no matter how many times you try, you will have to enter a password. Oh and also....FYI. With the list of numbers you called, and the fact that the idiots left you voicemail, we will figure out who the fuck you are, and you will pay. And I don't just mean the $68 in overcharges either.

2 comments:

Jennifer said...

Yeah!!

You tell 'em!!

Damn men and thieves!!

*kicks*

RubyRed3 said...

umm JJ this is not smart.. dude you of all people should know NEVER and I mean NEVER piss of Kris! See I am just a Liason Lover and I know this shit!

I am so concern with your way of thinking on this and on your homework.. That is all....