I warned you.

I warned you kinkies and non-kinkies that I was blogging funny chat moments.

So far today, we have two.

GemBlue89: yeh CC go to Kris for help
GemBlue89: to make Gregg happy that poor man
Mommy2Caitybug: lol
sundolphin16: why are you poor gregging?
sundolphin16: and B, do you think I need Kris' help to make my hubby happy?
GemBlue89: um you held out on him for a long time in his world
GemBlue89: no just saying that if you ever need help Kris is around with her...suggestions
Mommy2Caitybug: lmao
Mommy2Caitybug: I think B just called me a slut
GemBlue89: i did not
Mommy2Caitybug: I think she did
Mommy2Caitybug: It's on now
GemBlue89: i did not
Mommy2Caitybug: lol
GemBlue89: i just meant that you know alot of...things
sundolphin16: i think she did too
Mommy2Caitybug: Oh is that all you meant
sundolphin16: I think ba just called me naive
sundolphin16: *B
GemBlue89: you called me Ba?
Mommy2Caitybug: Well I'm the slut
humatheguma: Baaaaaaaaaaaa.
Mommy2Caitybug: your the naive one
humatheguma: remember that?
Mommy2Caitybug: LMAO Huma
humatheguma: Hee!
GemBlue89: lol
Mommy2Caitybug: did you go to DIL yet???
Mommy2Caitybug: HUH
humatheguma: no
Mommy2Caitybug: DO EET
sundolphin16: so Kris is a slut and I can't satisfy my husband?
sundolphin16: Do I have this right?
Mommy2Caitybug: apparantly CC
Mommy2Caitybug: But Hey
GemBlue89: no you do not have that right
Mommy2Caitybug: as B
Mommy2Caitybug: said
humatheguma: lol
Mommy2Caitybug: You can always come to the slut for help in satisfying your hubby
sundolphin16: I'm not sure who should be more offended
GemBlue89: ok wait freeze
Mommy2Caitybug: :-D
GemBlue89: i don't want to get beat up today
GemBlue89: so i will clarify what i said
Mommy2Caitybug: i'll sic my pimp on you
Mommy2Caitybug: Huma
Mommy2Caitybug: oh Huma
GemBlue89: oh god thats not good
Mommy2Caitybug: there's a lil problem you need to attend to
Mommy2Caitybug: lol
GemBlue89: Kris, are you going to blog this?
humatheguma: yes?
Mommy2Caitybug: i just might
GemBlue89: ::runs away, Huma is here::
Mommy2Caitybug: My dearest Pimp
Mommy2Caitybug: B called me a slut
Mommy2Caitybug: take care of it
sundolphin16: you might just find it in teh krazy kwotes section of SE
humatheguma: no.
Mommy2Caitybug: what do you mean NO?
GemBlue89: uh o
sundolphin16: well someone needs to take care of her saying I can't satisfy my husband
GemBlue89: oh
GemBlue89: i did not say that
humatheguma: OH.
humatheguma: FIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHT
sundolphin16: you inferred it
GemBlue89: i did not
sundolphin16: I think he might disagree with you
GemBlue89: i was joking
Mommy2Caitybug: just like you inferred I get around
sundolphin16: you also inferred that I needed kRis' help to satisfy my DH
GemBlue89: ok i am never taking part in a grown up conversation again
humatheguma: dirty


and later. in the same chat.

humatheguma: brb
GemBlue89: don't leave me
Mommy2Caitybug: I'm still here
sundolphin16: *evil laugh*
sundolphin16: B is all alone with the slut and the prude
GemBlue89: its ok
GemBlue89: i think i'll just be sore later thats all
humatheguma: DIRTY.
humatheguma: OMG SO DIRTY.
sundolphin16: ok that sounded waaaay dirty

Um Yeah.....so I'm not Normal.

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Because I must keep this convo forever.

Because it must be forever marked for posterity. And so I can point JC in this direction, time and time again.

*smooches JC*


Mommy2Caitybug: Baise Moi
Sexy_Sae_Jase: What?
Mommy2Caitybug: Baise Moi
Sexy_Sae_Jase: WTF?
Mommy2Caitybug: Come on JC, Baise Moi
Sexy_Sae_Jase: Quit fucking with me.
Mommy2Caitybug: I'm just asking you a question. Geeze.
Sexy_Sae_Jase: Ask it in ENGLISH.
Mommy2Caitybug: But you took French in HS. You should be able to read it.
Sexy_Sae_Jase: I also only got a C. No. ask in English
Mommy2Caitybug: But its prettier in French.
Sexy_Sae_Jase: Fine. I'll answer later Ma Petite. I have to leave.
Mommy2Caitybug: Bye. Remember Baise Moi.
Sexy_Sae_Jase: Moi means Me. I know that much. Mon Cheri
Mommy2Caitybug: See now your just being cocky.

This conversation came about when Huma, made her Baise Moi banner after one of her English classes. Baise Moi means FUCK ME in French slang.

So of course I had to screw with JC about it.

Oh and in case you are wondering, A quick google search apparantly gives that definition, he later called me knowing it!

A little Caitlyn Update.

Caitlyn will be two on March 19th. It is very very hard to believe.

Major milestones currently:

1. Starting to potty train.
   
2. Talking tons (35 or so legible words)
3. Sleeping all nite in her own bed. (THIS IS A BIGGIE)
4. Fully drinking out of a cup and eating with fork/spoon.

Latest adventrues of Caity and the masochistic cat:

Yes It's true. Caity loves to torture, Aries. And the cat--well we've determined he must be a masochist--as he never hides or runs away, but rather throws himself in her line of sight.

The latest tortures include being locked in the oven of her Disney princess kitchen toy, and being the latest tester for new body slam moves. So far they all work.

And yet each night, he still curls up on the foot of her bed, ready and waiting for the tortures the next day is sure to bring. Purring in happiness.

Yep, a masochist he is.

Pointless Quiz

So the psycho SIL sent me the link to this quiz. And well I want to live, so I took it.

My life is rated NC-17!



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A seester??

My mom is getting married again. March 25, 2006. And I'm getting a sister (after all the brothers, a sister is a welcome addition)

Caitlyn is uber excited about being a flower girl. She is. Even if she doesn't understand it, she's happy. :)

Enter My madness

I'm Kris, 24 years old, married and Mama to one of the most adorable little girls in the world.

I'm not tactful, but I like to get my opinions out in the open from the get go. So if you don't like it, don't read it.