From IM:
AtTwilightGarden: LOL can you picture it..
Romantic Gestures Do Not Go Unpunished..
While lighting my new Yankee Candle, I decided to set the romantic mood... while giving my husband great head, I attempted a pornstar move and my hair swirrled right into the candle... it could have been a disaster! Note to self, never light candles with penis's in your mouth
Real Life:
Mom: You should be glad that I cleaned out the bathrooms in the house. I found someone's vibrator in the top of the linen closet.
CAN WE SAY EWWWWWWWWWW.
Yeah we're still not sure who's it was......but I point the finger at the older brother. It had to be one of his girlfriends. and yes if I had found it, I'd have to have cut off my hand.
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I guess the moral of the story is... when your on your knees, you shouldn't be attempting to be all sweet and innocent and care about shit like how the room smells like fresh cut roses, eh?
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