Dear Bill,
Jen and I have been discussing this for some time. We've decided it was time to put our demands on paper, so to speak.
Of course, everything is up for bargaining, if you know the proper ways to bargain. *wink*
Demands:
#1 Hire a maid. Of the studly MALE variety. Preferably one who cooks AND cleans.
#2 Buy a dishwasher. Either a manual buff male hottie or one of the electrical variety.
#3 Babysitters for when we do not feel like taking care of the children.
#4 A lifetime candy supply. Let it never run out.
#5 A Male chauffer.
These are the demands at this time. They are subject to change at our whims.
Notes:
There are currently 3 children. If you'd like more, that could possibly be bargained over.
We already agreed to the King size pillowtop bed with 14 pillows.
Luv,
Kris & Jen (hereinafter known as we two ho's)
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WOW! That's all? I can leave after that then right?
Um No. You can't.
Besides, I'm sure we have something to offer you, should you want to stay. *grin*
No no no! I have other uses for you Honey. *grin* *wink* *adds Reddi Whip to the shopping list*
Just no Caramel--that's a bitch to get out of sheets.
Huma swears by honey. *giggles*
*grin*
hmm. *adds Honey to shopping list*.
Will let you know how it goes. :)
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